Tma Au In Which Even Becoming The Distortion Doesn't Get Michael Out Of His Archival Assistant Job So

Tma au in which even becoming the distortion doesn't get Michael out of his archival assistant job so now they just have this creature of pure insanity labeling files for them

(Yes, this was thought of while listening to that one blooper scene)

Me: starting to read the original Sherlock books bc silly autistic guy solving crime with his boyfriend in the mid-late 1800's (with full knowledge that John will get married to a lovely woman at some point)

Me starting book 3 (opens with: "I haven't seen Sherlock in quite some time due to my wedding and moving out"): THEY BROKE UP!? It's only book 3! At least Sherlock attended the wedding in the queerbait show! What do you mean they've lost contact????

(On the plus side: Irene is gonna show up in a second. Yippee)

Why did they bring Milo?

I know it was to calm Jesper down n' stuff but like- what?? How on earth did the conductor know Jesper would need Milo? If it was Kaz, I'd probably accept it no questions asked because he *knows* Jesper, he always has some weird plan but no! The conductor, who does not really know Jesper, somehow knew!

Either I'm missing something or he just looked at Jesper and said, "hmm, that man needs a goat!"

In the last two or so weeks, I finished both the Magnus archives and the BBC Sherlock show

I am so significantly less normal than I was last month

(Magnus archives, not protocol. No spoilers please)

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I haven't stopped thinking about this

Art? I guess??

(I had the idea of if Michael had his hair braided, he could wrap it around his neck like a scarf. I thought that sounded fun so I drew that)

Writing at the bottom says "hello ageain, Archivist. It seems you've made me your assistant."

"The eye isn't letting Micheal go and you made Micheal ME"

(Spelling mistakes are on purpose)

I've been referring to this as the "still at the archives au"

Might think of something better later (feel free to suggest any ideas!!)

Plus a little guy from my doodle page

Anyway, this au will probably get more thoughts and art fyi

Tma au in which even becoming the distortion doesn't get Michael out of his archival assistant job so now they just have this creature of pure insanity labeling files for them

(Yes, this was thought of while listening to that one blooper scene)

We gather here today to be reminded yet again that shadow and bone has the perfect casting