Me: Starting To Read The Original Sherlock Books Bc Silly Autistic Guy Solving Crime With His Boyfriend

Me: starting to read the original Sherlock books bc silly autistic guy solving crime with his boyfriend in the mid-late 1800's (with full knowledge that John will get married to a lovely woman at some point)

Me starting book 3 (opens with: "I haven't seen Sherlock in quite some time due to my wedding and moving out"): THEY BROKE UP!? It's only book 3! At least Sherlock attended the wedding in the queerbait show! What do you mean they've lost contact????

(On the plus side: Irene is gonna show up in a second. Yippee)

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Sorry, but Mal is not bi. He's tumbled half the First Army girls, Zoya, etc but nowhere was there ever a hint he's bi. Nikolai on the other hand...

Ever heard of a headcanon?

Having fun, perhaps?

Ok- but in all seriousness, reader perception of a finished text really can't be argued. I saw how Mal talked about Nikolai and thought it was relatable from the angle of a heavily closeted bisexual while you saw it as a straight man being protective over his girlfriend. Literally everyone who read the book has an entirely different perspective on the text and because it's a finished work, everyone is right. That's the great part of reader interpretation! As long as the exact opposite isn't stated in text and it doesn't contradict the text, canon kinda is whatever everyone makes it

Anyway

Let people have fun!

And yes, I agree about Nikolai

Sometimes I'm having a good day and then I remember that "Tante Heleen" is not her actual name, it's just what she makes the menagerie girls call her

Why?

Because "Tante" means aunt in Kerch. So she's making the menagerie girls call her aunt Heleen

Tma au in which even becoming the distortion doesn't get Michael out of his archival assistant job so now they just have this creature of pure insanity labeling files for them

(Yes, this was thought of while listening to that one blooper scene)

Why did they bring Milo?

I know it was to calm Jesper down n' stuff but like- what?? How on earth did the conductor know Jesper would need Milo? If it was Kaz, I'd probably accept it no questions asked because he *knows* Jesper, he always has some weird plan but no! The conductor, who does not really know Jesper, somehow knew!

Either I'm missing something or he just looked at Jesper and said, "hmm, that man needs a goat!"