You Know What? I'm Going To Say It. Tim Doesn't Like Coffee More Than The Average Teenager. He Doesn't

You know what? I'm going to say it. Tim doesn't like coffee more than the average teenager. He doesn't drink entire pots daily and doesn't drink it black.

No, Tim is a Starbucks girlie (Starbucks girlies are not of any gender, they transcend such human constraints).

Tim daily drinks $7, tooth rotting drinks that have exactly one (1) coffees in it

Mothman is Bruce's alter ego whenever he's outside of Gotham for stuff that isn't League buisness

Idk if that has been done before but I haven’t seen it so have this thing I made lol

Bruce is pretty much a cat.

Always lands on feet

9 lives (tbh he should probably be dead)

Hisses at people (he was THAT kid in middle school)

Wants affection but refuses to admit it ("I just happen to be in the room with you and I just happen to be less than a foot from you, chum")

Speaks in little weird hums and chirps

Selina Kyle likes him

Wanna write a fic and am reblogging to keep myself accountable and as credit :)

Bruce creating a Kryptonian sensory deprivation tank for Clark because he noticed Clark can get overwhelmed by his super senses after being Superman for a long time…  and Bruce’s autistic ass is like “hm silent goo chamber for my friend… perfect he will love it”

Meanwhile Clark pulls up to the Batcave and sees what appears to be a lead lined chamber of hybrid Kryptonian/Human technology and is like :( oh… I really thought I got past the stage where Bruce was putting this much effort into creating ways of imprisoning me… I guess we aren’t as close as I thought…

miscommunication angst ensues :] 

JLA are trying to figure out Superman and Batman's secret identities and finally figure out that they are the famous married couple, Bruce and Clark Kent-Wayne

Except

They mix them around

Batman is an investigative reporter? That checks. He's a cornfed country boy? Explains the gains

Superman is an outgoing philanthropist? It tracks. His parents are wealthy enough to avoid any legal issues? It's how he stayed underground for years!

(Obviously, Superman is helping is hubby pay for the nice armor)