Bruce, Dressed Only In His Bathrobe And Draped Seductively On His Bed: Cla~ark, Come Join Me?

Bruce, dressed only in his bathrobe and draped seductively on his bed: Cla~ark, come join me?

Clark, seeing this

You know what? I'm going to say it. Tim doesn't like coffee more than the average teenager. He doesn't drink entire pots daily and doesn't drink it black.

No, Tim is a Starbucks girlie (Starbucks girlies are not of any gender, they transcend such human constraints).

Tim daily drinks $7, tooth rotting drinks that have exactly one (1) coffees in it

I'm having a hard time getting motivated to write fics so... PLEASE SEND PROMPTS!

I will feel more guilty about not writing and may actually get over my writer's block

EXACTLY

@violetbumblebea’s uncanny Clark post is so very important actually

i love that in superman birthright, his eyes are highlighted as an actual uncanny feature of his, that they’re so beautiful and blue but they’re also too blue, like “i’ve never seen a human with eyes that blue” blue. that’s the good shit

The city throws together a celebration that puts Mardi Gras in New Orleans to shame. On the front float, sits Bruce Wayne with a king's crown, sobbing

Au where Batman kills the joker then goes to turn himself in as Bruce Wayne, ready to confess everything detail, but as soon as he states he killed the joker everyone starts celebrating

And Bruce is just standing there angry like, “I’m a murder!”

Random person chained to a bench, “mista Wayne killed the joka!” Cheers are erupting, papers flying, c*ps and people about to be processed are dancing together

Then the press starts celebrating the end

Not you Bat Gran! I'm sure you're a great cook :D

I'm totally poking fun at my grandparents who, while I love them dearly, don't know how to use seasons beyond salt and think everything should be over cooked to ere on the side of caution

"Alfred is so good at cooking!" "No one can out cook Alfred"

You fool. He is old. He is British. He is white. That is three things against him.

Bruce likes his cooking because he's very precise and gets all necessary ingredients in. Everyone else? Hates it but thinks they're the only one and that they are crazy.

Dick, trying to not get thrown back into the system: Yummy :)

Jason, a street kid who doesn't regain proper tastes until the Pit: So good.

Tim Drake, scared of being in the way: Love it :)

Damian, who knows the values of nutrients and respecting elder: Good.