Youre Damn Right You Wont. Those Ten Guys You Swallowed So Effortlessly Are Ten Guys I Couldnt Get In

You’re damn right you won’t. Those ten guys you swallowed so effortlessly are ten guys I couldn’t get in time. Don’t worry though, they’ll all be inside me soon, so get ready to enjoy the ride.

Guuuulp!

Aaaah, there you go!

It will never cease to amuse me how everyone thinks that swallowing another human being is impossible. This is the tenth guy I've had to prove it to, too bad I won't survive to tell the tale.

Hey, I know you’re almost certainly here to escape for a while, but if you’re a fellow American, can I have your attention for just a moment?

Democracy is Fragile

I’m here to talk about vore and hopefully turn you on in the process, not politics, but the existential threat to our democracy that Trump uniquely presents transcends politics. If you’re an American citizen it is YOUR responsibility to vote and continue to encourage others to stand up and do their part. So please, vote before getting vored. If you know well-intentioned folks who “just can’t be bothered”, swallow them and spit them out at your nearest polling place. Consider strategically hunting at gun shows and proud boys meetings and waiting until after November 5th to ravage your local twink population. If you just can’t resist your local bear’s ass another day, consider sending in a mail-in or going to an early polling place.

Know the Stakes

All kidding aside, if you’re a US citizen (if you’re too young to vote you’re too young to be on this page) vote like our democracy depends on it (because it very well might).

And with that, it’s time to put my 2023 collection in the shoebox. I like to keep a little momento to keep track of everyone I eat, so whenever possible I always keep their IDs. I’m apparently not the only one too, I found the stack on the right in a pred’s nightstand drawer after I devoured him. Figured it was only right to add his to my collection since they were all inside me now. I’m curious, do y’all commemorate your meals a certain way and if so how?

Uhh, should someone tell him that the Freshman 15 usually refers to 15 lbs gained during your first year of college due to overuse of the dining hall, not 15 Freshmen tanked during your first year of college.

It’s just the freshman 15, right?

Taking a moment to catch his breath again as his cheeks touch the floor and the last of Thomas had quite literally been shoved inside, James couldn’t tell if he was more so out of breath from the strenuous nature of shoving a man larger than himself up inside his ass or from the ecstasy of doing the same. It was all pretty great, but this first moment after getting him all the way inside, well that’s what James lived for, and thusly what Thomas must die for.

C’mon, please sir. Have some compassion for a poor guy like me. Look at how flat my belly is. You alone can fix that you know, just stop being so selfish about having a life and whatever crap and let me eat, sir.

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