Nothing Beats That Final Swallow When Your Fresh Prey Hits Your Stomach

Nothing beats that final swallow when your fresh prey hits your stomach

Fat, round and swelling out 🥵

I don’t think Sharks are the apex predator you should be worried about . . .

Valentin Babaev

Watch out. The thicker the neck, the easier to gulp you down

Becoming a suburban dad meant that those crazy college days were long gone. It was time to grow up and put those wrong nights and endless appetites in the past. Or so you thought. I guess the beer you were drinking this afternoon had other ideas when it convinced you that shoving your neighbor head first up your ass in front of the whole block party. It wasn’t too late to let him back out to his wife and kids, but this awakened something within you. You never let a good meal out back in the heydays, why start now?

Reckon it’s time for someone to tank this tank and show him where he belongs. I can’t help but drool thinking about all that protein!

Bobby Mazzara

That’s a rather nonchalant way of describing it, but yeah, I would consider forcibly devouring your best friend since 6th grade to be losing control of your appetite. Hope it was worth it for you. Not sure there’s much more we can do for him, though I guess if he had to go early at least he’s with, or rather, in a friend.

Damn... I lost control of my appetite 🐷