Theres Something So Exhilarating About Getting Back Out On The Hunt After Dedicating The Last Two Months

There’s something so exhilarating about getting back out on the hunt after dedicating the last two months to digesting the biggest meal of your life. Not that you didn’t enjoy all of Billy’s meat, but maybe going after Twinks for a little while might be the move. Afterall, you loved the chase every time

Uhhh, where's Kevin? I haven't seen him since last night and he left his phone on the coffee table . . .

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I would just like to say thanks for keeping your blog up and posting all these years. It's been a very rough few years for me and seeing your content makes things a little easier. Keep up the great work!

Thanks for the kind message! Even as I’m not always able to keep to a tight schedule with real life getting a bit hectic at times, I do truly appreciate the community that we’ve built. Even if it’s just some silly captions, if just a single one entertains you then I’m the most grateful man on the internet. Hope things get better for you and I hope you enjoy what’s yet to come.

Can’t get a much better pool side snack than that. Don’t squirm too much, big guy. I paid extra for you to slide down nice and easy.

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I don’t think he really recognizes me as such, but he certainly senses some sort of danger. I hate to attack when he’s already on edge, but there’s only so much longer I can wait. He’s a strong dude, he’s not gonna go down easy, I know, but I know every drop of sweat is gonna be worth it. I know I should exercise patience, but patience doesn’t mean much when confronted with the prospect of feeling such a man sliding down my throat.

It’s not considered sportsmanlike to devour your opponents; however, you just completed a freaking triathlon. You’ve earned a tasty meal