warning: stupid shit ahead
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Not if you eat it by bitting around until only the middle is left
Taking a bite from a burger decides which side is the front
So
I was thinking
Mermaids
But its the seaweed that catches you
You're trapped
It's dragging you down and you can't breathe
Sometimes i wonder how my friends deal with me
I feel like my personnality can be resumed by the fact that I play rock paper scissors with my best friend by text
Spook-a-doodle bitch 👻👻👻
Me, drawing : ok last time we went for feathers and it was hard so lets go for something easier to draw this time
Brain : fish!
Me : good easy
Brain (a fucking dumbass really) : with a gradient on each individual scale!
Me : why do you hate me so much?
A brief summary of last week's temperature in Quebec
Winter wonderland
Winter wonder why is it so fucking cold
Winter wonder where's the fucking road
Winter wonder why is everything ice
I am both the mom friend and the anti-mom friend
Please send help
New Friend Archetype
University is like when you've been sitting in a librairy since 7h30 am and it's 10 am by now you don't remember your own name, your "good night of sleep" consist in a power nap of 2h30 but words like "trigéminothalamique" make complete sense to your sleep deprived brain
Me and 2 friends at a school supplies store some time ago
Friend #2 go look at some stuff while I go in a different alley. Friend #1 follows me
After like 5 minutes of looking at some stickers, pens and some other shits:
Friend #1 *looking around* : Did we lose friend #2?
Me: We didn't lost him we just went away without him
Friend #1: I'm fucking done with your shits
*bias do something*
Me: Awwwnnn!! So cute! *jiggle, clap hands and roll on bed*
*bias wrecker do the same thing*
Me: No! Stop! You have no right to do that to me! OMG!*scream then die*
To defeat
The huns
Let’s get down to business
Jade: I have something to show you.
Rox: If it's about jackson I don't wanna know.
Jade: ...But he's bae!
