Jon In The Archives Again, What Mildly Concerning Things Will We Find This Time?

Jon in the archives again, what mildly concerning things will we find this time?

i hope everyone who has ever liked one of my posts knows that you are all Exhibit A for why tumblr urls are, and will always be, better than usernames on any other website ever

google chrome wrapped. 73% of your time was spent on google image search for "trout"

they ran out of candy cane hot choccy so the cashier was like "i can make you a regular one with a peppermint tea bag?"

will keep you posted on how it is.

i'm just saying if my friends offered to spend the rest of our lives travelling together and decorating our shared apartment how we like it and raising pets (or maybe even an adopted child!) together then i most certainly wouldn't decline

waiting for my cryptidcore stickers to come in the mail, pressing my nose up against the window like a dog