Okay So I Started Watching Bungo Stray Dogs BC's My Friend Recommended It And I Watched In Dub Because

Okay so I started watching bungo stray dogs BC's my friend recommended it and I watched in dub because idk I was too lazy to read sub

So here are my live reactions to the first 7 episodes of the show

Oda: if I had a nickel for every time I had to carry an injured teen with gunshot wounds wearing a long black coat and threatening to kill me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Too many beds trope + only.one bed trope where at the beginning the characters have to sleep in one bed and then at the end they finally get a room with multiple beds (like 15) but still choose to sleep in the same bed because they realized they can't sleep without the other anymore.

Devon: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Constantine: *crouches down*

Brad: *kneels down*

Raul: *sits on the floor*

Devon:

Devon: I hate all of you

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Melody: What's it like being tall?

Devon: Is it nice?

Melody: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Constantine: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want

Devon: that was ONE TIME-

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Raul: your smiling. What happened?

Brad: what I can't smile just because I'm happy?

Devon: Constantine tripped down the stairs

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Raul: brad! I can't do this stupid math!

Brad: What’s the math problem?

Raul: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.

Lenore, covering minas ears, while brad smacks raul upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.

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Brad: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Raul: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Leanor: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

Trent: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

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Constantine : How do I ask Devon out?

Melody: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Constantine : No!

Dan: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Constantine : Stop!

The twins: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Constantine : I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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Steve: Hey Nathan.

Nathan: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: What the fuck?

Nathan: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about?

Nathan: I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.

Reese: See ya! *leaves*

Steve: I'm not pregnant!

Nathan: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.

Steve: I was never pregnant, Nathan!

Nathan: Are... you sure?

Steve: Yes I'm fucking sure!

Brad: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Nathan: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Brad: *punches Steve in the stomach*

Steve: AW, MOTHERFU--

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Devon: Can you PLEASE peer pressure me into doing my project?

Brad: Do it or you're straight.

Devon: I said peer pressure, NOT THREATEN!

Reblogging because If I'm gonna finish this project I'm gonna need it 🙏🏼🙏🏼

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I need a fic or smth where we get big brother chuuya and little akutagawa and gin. My own headcanon is that chuuya saw akutagawa and gin and IMMEDIATELY adopted them as his little siblings. He was the big brother that Aku wanted from dazai and he acknowledged it enough but never out right said anything about it.

Now aku and gin both get hit with some sort of ability that makes them kids again, only temporarily but ya and they don't have many memories of when they were grown up just like their feelings towards people if they were strong. Akutagawa after becoming a kid agains first reaction is to

1 protect gin

2 find chuuya.

Everyone expects him to go hunting for dazai but instead as soon as chuuya came in he grabbed gin and hid behind chuuyas leg holding him really tightly. Chuuya will never admit how much love and excitement he felt when that happened. Him being the volunteer to take care of the kids was completely unsaid beucse he just picked em up and walked away.

What would be even funnier is if dazai found out and expected akutagawa to immediately hug him when he show up but instead akutagawa hides in chuuyas shoulder because as much respect and admiration he has for dazai he is still scared of him. (Trauma amirite) And chuuya holds that over dazais head forever.

The akutagawa siblings are chuuyas younger siblings and that is a hill I would die on. Big bro chuuya for life 🫶🏼