I Need A Fic Or Smth Where We Get Big Brother Chuuya And Little Akutagawa And Gin. My Own Headcanon Is

I need a fic or smth where we get big brother chuuya and little akutagawa and gin. My own headcanon is that chuuya saw akutagawa and gin and IMMEDIATELY adopted them as his little siblings. He was the big brother that Aku wanted from dazai and he acknowledged it enough but never out right said anything about it.

Now aku and gin both get hit with some sort of ability that makes them kids again, only temporarily but ya and they don't have many memories of when they were grown up just like their feelings towards people if they were strong. Akutagawa after becoming a kid agains first reaction is to

1 protect gin

2 find chuuya.

Everyone expects him to go hunting for dazai but instead as soon as chuuya came in he grabbed gin and hid behind chuuyas leg holding him really tightly. Chuuya will never admit how much love and excitement he felt when that happened. Him being the volunteer to take care of the kids was completely unsaid beucse he just picked em up and walked away.

What would be even funnier is if dazai found out and expected akutagawa to immediately hug him when he show up but instead akutagawa hides in chuuyas shoulder because as much respect and admiration he has for dazai he is still scared of him. (Trauma amirite) And chuuya holds that over dazais head forever.

The akutagawa siblings are chuuyas younger siblings and that is a hill I would die on. Big bro chuuya for life 🫶🏼

So this person has opened my eyes to the wonderful world of timberkon clone baby and now I'm just imagining if Tim not only made Caden and Wendy but also made a third. Like what if Tim was tryna wrap up the cloning stuff a few years after the first clone baby was made and after Bernard joined the relationship. he's like 'I should probably take care of that' and heads back into the lab with Bernard who offered to help take it down because he was interested in the cloning science and because he knows Tim will have a hard time doing it alone. except tim accidentally starts it up instead with his and kons DNA, and Bernard who was messing around with things he shouldn't have may have thrown his DNA into the mix. now they have successfully created another clone baby with Tim, Bernard and kons DNA.

Tim and Bernard stare in shock and slight amazement at the fetus sitting in the cloning tube. Tim had forgotten the amazement of seeing life form before your eyes. he managed to pause the process before it was completed but as they look at the life they created neither Bernard nor Tim has the strength to hit the terminate button. Kon is off world at the moment and neither knows how to tell him that while he was gone another accidental clone baby was created so they kinda wait till he gets back 2 months later when the clone baby is fully developed.

The interaction is kinda like this

Kon: I'm home!!!! Hope you guys didn't do anything crazy while I was gone, no new kids right?

Kon half jokingly says counting his two kids and two husbands.

Wait....TWO KIDS????

Tim and Bernard hiding a suspiciously baby shaped bundle in their arms:...ya about that....

Kon: baby, sweetheart, loves of my life. I'm not mad but you can't clone a child with our DNA every time you miss me. At this point they are gonna stop giving me off world missions Tim.

And that's how Kon was yet again blessed with a child after being gone for an extended period of time. He really can't leave them alone.

Timkon clone baby au with the grandparents fighting is my favorite thing

Because imagine that Lex Luthor, after finding out he had a grandson, that he didn't know about. And then finding out that the other father is Tim drake. Bruce's son. He now has to fight Bruce for his grandchilds love. And not just Bruce but his test tube baby daddy Clark.

And once Bruce's catches on that Lex knows? He DOUBLES DOWN. he's spoiling that kid so bad Tim has to physically beg him to stop becusse it's making a mess of their house. Lex of course does that same but he also throws in the added bonus of giving that kid the power of Lex Luthor a grand child. You want a new toy? Sure x-ray goggles? Of course. High-tech transportation technology hooked up to your kids jeep car? Anything for you kiddo 🥰. Kon has to physically show up to Lex corp to tell return it because they don't want their child to be travelling across the universe and of course Lex is like "Konner it has a parental control system of course. It'll only transport the kid as far as your back yard"

"they why the hell did it end up in your office yesterday?!?"

"it may have the exception of my office but it can't go anywhere else!"

"THATS STILL NOT OKAY??"

"Well what am I supposed to do Konner! You never bring them to visit! I have feelings too!"

Now Clark may not be able to compete money wise, but experiences? He's got you. He teaches the kid so much about the farm and the animals with Damian of course because uncle Damian is very protective. The kid loves the homemade pies from Martha and the fun they have with uncle Jon! It's not surprise going to the Kent's is one of the kids favorite things!!

Th war continues with the three fighting over best Grandparent only to find out that the kid has already chosen a secret 4th option in the form of one Selina Kyle. Also, imagine timkon kid choosing not to be a bat or a super as to not make their family fight and instead chooses to be a stray with Grandma Selina!

Reblogging because If I'm gonna finish this project I'm gonna need it 🙏🏼🙏🏼

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Adorable!! But consider this:

Tim does this so often that the kid believes they are not bulletproof. Like they don't have the same kind of Kryptonian power their dad has. So they are completely unaware of their invulnerability. That is until in the midst of a huge battle tim is injured. A villain is about to shoot Tim and the kid jumps in front of Tim to save their dad, only to find out that the bullet that should have gone through their chest bounced off like it was rubber. It didn't even hurt. And they then realize Tim was stupidly, albeit bravely, putting himself in danger for his kid when he was more likely to die than they would be in most of those scenarios. It adds an extra level of love and it genuinely makes the kid tear up as they realize how much their dad cares about them. They also feel a bit angry at Tim's carelessness and makes him promise not to do that again because bullets literally bounce off of them and part of the job is getting hurt every now and again. Tim reluctantly agrees (he pulls a batman and doesn't actually listen)

thinking about tim rushing between any potential danger and his basically bulletproof part kryptonian child while he himself is, you know, not bulletproof AT ALL... yeah that's some good shit right there

Timkon clone baby au except it's timberkon.

Let me explain: timkon clone baby au happens exactly as expected, except that Bernard still enters the relationship at some point. Timkons clone baby is still young so when Bernard joins and is immediately ready to be father #3 it's almost like breathing how easily it happens. It's funny because timkon is obviously great with their baby, but regardless their kid loves Bernard more. Not because he's fun and will do anything but because Bernard is just more fun to listen to? It doesn't make sense but Bernard conspiracy theory history makes him really good at keeping people's attention and it works great on the kid so they end up spending a bunch of time with Bernard. If Tim can't get them to sleep Bernard can. If Kon can't get them to do their homework Bernard can. It's just how it goes. And when the kid gets older? They are even closer cause Bernard is immature at heart and loves to do stupid stuff with their pre teen kid. Do they both get scolded by Tim later? Absolutely. But will they do it again? 100%. And when the kid goes through the "hating my parents" phase and tries to tell Bernard that he isn't their dad, Bernard just doesn't let it phase him. Instead he pulls out the adoption papers that the kid does sign because yes they want Bernard to be their dad!! But the kid fails to realize their "your not my dad" argument now doesn't work on Bernard because he is, Infact their father.

Like imagine the interaction as school pick ups with the Karen mom's that are like

: um thats not your kid

Bernard, picking up timkon kid from day care: excuse me?

: your not their parent you can't pick them up

Bernard: I have no idea what your talking about. I birthed them. There was no adoption process here. This is MY CHILD.

:...that's not possible sir-

Timkon kid: ya he BIRTHED ME MOTHER FUCK-