Due To Sentimental Reasons, I Prefer My Pajama Shirts To Be Light Grey.

Due to sentimental reasons, I prefer my pajama shirts to be light grey.

Sefu is having a crisis over finding a living wild pokemon that has been extinct for 100 millions years. And so am i

The new legendaries may be fascinating, sure. But can we please talk about the fact that there are pokemon that should be extinct just waltzing around in the crown tundra????? How? Why????

POV: you’re professor Magnolia, just trying to research your groundbreaking study of the dynamax phenomenon, when the baffoon known as the chairman walks in with a small unidentified god and asks you for first time parenting advice.

Let’s talk about one of my many eternatus AUs. I don’t have a proper name for this AU, but in my notes I have it listed as “Rose gets a big ol’ dose of being a good dad”.

the AU starts out back when the dynamax phenomenon is still only just been discovered. Professor Magnolia is working with macro cosmos to develop the dynamax bands along with other related tech. So of course Rose has amassed a large number of wishing stars. And put most of them in a secure room for storage.

Now in case you don’t know, I personally headcanon that eternatus can be be built from wishing stars like zygarde is built from cells. So by leaving a ton of wishing stars in container Rose unintentionally creates a perfect scenario for eternatus to revive. Inevitably does in fact eternatus revive, and the sudden influx of energy this releases knocks out the security cams in the storage room. This triggers a security alarm, and the room goes into lock down.

Meanwhile, eternatus is attempting to reform its entire body. Problem is that while there were enough wishing stars to revive eternatus, there is not enough for eternatus to reconstruct itself at full size. It realizes this after temporarily becoming an unstable version of canon eternatus (think eternatus, but melting). So eternatus settles into a form it can sustain with its current number of wishing stars. That form happens to be a small baby eternatus.

At this point chairman Rose arrives along with security. Rose was anticipating intruders trying to steal the wishing stars, or possibly the aftermath of the wishing stars having a volitile reaction to something. Instead Rose finds the container that used to hold wishing stars seemingly exploided from the inside out, and a pokemon that his pokedex can’t identify. So while security tries to figure out what happened, Rose is tasked with taking care of eternatus. Oleana is the one who figures out that eternatus what happened to the wishing stars. She puts 2 and 2 together after finding out that pointing a power spot detector at eternatus causes the detector to go haywire. Rose then realizes that he unintentionally caused eternatus to exist and to take on full responsibility for its welfare.

Rose then realizes that he has no clue how to care for a previously undiscovered legendary and goes to professor Magnolia for help.

From there the AU is about Rose raising eternatus, adopting Bede, and taking on a bit of a father role for Leon. Basically instead of becoming a villain, Rose becomes everyone’s dad.

the conflict comes with Rose being aware that people with bad intentions would 100% take advantage of eternatus (who has been growing a lot in the past years), and so Rose is trying to balance his family time with Bede, his work responsibilities, and keeping Eternatus from being found by the public/an evil organization from finding out about it’s existence. Unfortunately for Rose, Sordward and Shielbert find out about eternatus.

Random notes

Rose first meets Leon due to eternatus wandering off and then running into Leon. Eternatus is usually skittish around strangers, but instantly warmed up to the future champion.

Bede specializes in fairy types because of growing up training with eternatus. 

If you’re wondering why Rose looks different in the drawing from how he looks in game, it’s because I loosely based his look off of a poster of a younger Rose you can find in spikemuth.

Bonus:

Ok I don't even watch the pokemon anime anymore but I just learned that in the anime eternatus is treated like it's some kind of evil monster and is now currently inside a pokeball locked up in a safe never to see the light of day again?????

Yo pokemon anime come here I just wanna talk about your crimes against my space dragon with anxiety,,, 🔪

Au where when Rose first revived eternatus it said "aw heck nah" and escaped to the slumbering weald. The Protagonist, intrigued by the weird noises they can hear coming from what is in essence their back yard, goes to investigate. (Don't try to tell me the player as a child never went into that forest. It is literally in their backyard.)

So Victor/Gloria meets eternatus and the child wins the legendary over with some extra tasty snacks and just how much of an inocent bean they are, so Eternatus just decides that "idk what form of being this is, but it is now my job to protecc this smol with my life".

Their mom isn't even surprised anymore when the kid brings eternatus home. Leon just about has a heart attack.

Decided to combine the markings of the fierce diety's mask and majora's mask.