Your dumb as a rock, sick as shit, hot as fuck, hillbilly ass punk highschool dropout with nothing interesting about them besides shaking their cane at the moon and taking pictures of their cat. Piss fast, shit hard 🤘🔥🔥
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IT'S MEEKA'S 3RD BIRTHDAY!!!!
IT'S MEEKA'S 3RD BIRTHDAY!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BEAUTIFUL CAT!!!!!
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She's mad my dog is in my bed
Exactly
Scenario: Accidentally kicked my cat
Cat 1: !! You KICK me?! For shame, for shame! You foolish, lowly MORTAL, do you know what dishonor you bring upon your BLOODLINE? Three hundred years of cold isolation for you! I leave you in your sin to wallow, as you have BETRAYED me like the nature of man I had hoped you were above! Nay, I see now, you were never a benevolent god or vessel of divinity, you are a SNAKE! A SNAKE I say! Rest alone, cold and sorrowful for yourself, may the misplaced pity you fraught with bury you!
Cat 2: bro I ain't fuckin moving lol
HELP 😭😭😭
Friend: *sends pic showing their cleavage*
My gay ass: Cough- do you cough- do you like- ahem- dragons?
Extra:
P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt
Lots of yawns tonight 🥱