Good Luck Holding Court When No One Likes You, Chloe.

Good luck holding court when no one likes you, Chloe.

Episode 9 Part 5

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Rating the fashion sense of Settsu Banri

Liber tells us that Banri is a ‘fashionista.’

I’m here to prove them wrong. I’m also here to roast the hell out of Banri.

Let’s go.

Starting with his usual outfit... first of all, those blue jeans don’t match very well with the black and purple colour scheme, and it sticks out. Just wear black jeans, Banri.

Second, this guy really likes his animal print. I’m not sure why he thought plaid was a good pattern to combine with that, but overall I’d say this is an ugly outfit.

And yes, his hair is horrible. I’ll get to that.

4/10

Masumi makes the Hanasaki school uniform look pretty good, but Banri... why the purple jacket underneath? It doesn’t sit well at all, especially in his actual Hanasaki academy card. Anyway, the colours are unappealing and the colours remind me of his greasy mushroom hair.

3/10

Black suits Banri pretty well, and I’d say this is one of his better ones. The studded leather jacket is also very suitable for Banri imo, very punk vibes.

7/10

As said, black suits Banri. Most redeemable about this outfit is the hair - whoever told him to style it like that, I love you - this card gives off the cocky rich boy vibes that really should be the takeaway from Banri.

It’s simple and stylish, just a black jacket and turtleneck; Sakyo would be proud.

9/10

Okay, so if you look at this from the top half only, this is definitely one of Banri’s better looks! Probably because a good part of his gross hair is brushed away from his face by that baseball cap.

I’ve no problem with the sweater either, it actually looks good, although I see you trying to sneak animal print into it, Banri...

The reason why I dock points from this one... Those pants, what the actual fuck Banri? Why did you think bright red was a good idea to put with the rest? This shit makes me glad I’m not someone who wears colours.

5/10

Roman Episode had everyone looking dapper, including Banri! Nice pinstripe suit, and the add-ons of the fur coat, fedora and fancy golden tie-clip all give the look of a gangster.

Though it doesn’t quite count, considering Yuki was the person who chose this for him. There’s no way I’d trust Banri to design his own costume.

If only he cut his damn hair.

8/10

...

Bucket hat.

...Now that’s out of the way, I’d say the rest of his outfit is decent. Definitely something you’d consider workout gear.

...

That fucking bucket hat. Smh.

5/10

Ugh.

Banri, the animal print... It makes you look like a washed-out middle-aged rockstar trying, and failing, to revive his career. That’s not a good thing, Banri.

Sigh. Just get rid of the animal print and it’d be fine.

3/10

NO.

BANRI NO.

...How do I unpack this? It’s just... Genuinely distasteful. He’s got this ugly floral jacket on, these salmon-pink pants, and... Banri, you need to button your fucking shirt.

Sir, no amount of tiddy will save you from that horrible trash you call style.

-2/10

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

I have no words. I... Who let him dress like this? If I was his mother there is no way in hell I’d let him go out in this. Why is he popular again?

It literally looks like he just raided the closet of a drunken vodka aunt, a lumberjack and a circus clown and called it an outfit.

-10/10 Absolutely fucking vile.

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So the only reason why I’m stopping here is I’m not allowed to post more images, but I’m sure I got my point across. Banri’s a fucking fashion disaster.

Not only that, but what the fuck is your hair, Banri? It looks like a greasy mushroom. That lock right in the centre is just annoying to look at, and I can only imagine he gets his hair in his eyes all too often.

You have no excuse, Banri. You go to the same salon as Azuma.

(This is just a joke, don’t take it too seriously!)

Obey Me! Surprise guest guide and other tips

Thank you so much to @ike-sol and her friend for starting out this project, for making the spreadsheet to better organize the data, and for inviting me in to do this with them!

This guide focuses on how to get 3 hearts from the boys after the dance battles without using any item. Also, we only compiled the results for if you get 3 stars in the battle. Let's get into it!

First, we found out that there are 6 different places where you can touch your Boy. You have the option to tap, or rub these:

The high five (no rub for that one)

The hair

The face

The chest

The arms (both arms work the same)

The hand (for Lucifer and Satan only)

(There is also the option to shake your phone but research has not been done on that because it's just way too annoying to do)

Important: The shoulder is a lie! It acts as the junction point between the arms and the chest, and can pick up as either depending on the Boy, and sometimes even the side.

Here are the results:

(💗 = big hearts, gives you more intimacy points)

Lucifer

If he high fives you:

2nd move

Tap hair

Rub hair 💗

Tap hand

Rub hand

Rub chest

Tap arm

Rub arm

3rd move

Tap hair

Rub hair 💗

Rub face

Tap hand 💗

Rub hand

Tap chest

Rub chest 💗

Tap arm 💗

Rub arm

If he doesn't high five you:

1st move

Tap face

Tap chest

Rub arm

2nd move

Tap hair

Rub hair

Rub hand

Rub chest

Rub arm

3rd move

Rub hair 💗

Rub face

Tap hand

Tap chest

Rub chest 💗

Tap arm

Mammon

If he high fives you:

2nd move

Rub hair

Rub face

3rd move

Rub hair 💗

Rub face 💗

Rub chest

If he doesn't high five you:

1st move

Rub hair

Rub face

Tap arm

2nd move

Rub hair

Rub face

Rub arm

3rd move

Rub hair

Rub face 💗

Tap chest

Tap arm

Leviathan

If he high fives you:

2nd move

Tap hair

Rub hair 💗

Tap chest

Tap arm 💗

3rd move

Rub hair 💗

Tap face

Rub chest 💗

Tap arm

Rub arm 💗

If he doesn't high five you:

1st move

Tap hair

Rub chest

2nd move

Rub hair

Rub face

3rd move

Rub hair 💗

Rub face 💗

Rub chest

Satan

If he high fives you:

2nd move

Rub face

Tap chest

Tap hand

Tap arm

3rd move

Tap hair

Tap chest

Tap hand

Tap arm

If he doesn't high five you:

1st move

Rub face

Tap chest

2nd move

Tap hair

Tap chest

3rd move

Tap face

Tap hand

Rub hand

Tap arm

Rub arm

Asmodeus

If he high fives you:

2nd move

Rub hair

Rub face

3rd move

Rub hair 💗

Rub face 💗

Rub chest

If he doesn't high five you:

1st move

Rub hair

Rub face

Tap arm

Rub arm

2nd move

Rub chest

Tap arm

3rd move

Rub hair

Tap face

Rub face

Rub chest

Rub arm 💗

Beelzebub

If he high fives you:

2nd move

Rub face

Rub chest

Tap arm

3rd move

Rub hair

Tap face

Rub chest

Rub arm 💗

If he doesn't high five you:

1st move

Tap hair

Rub face

Tap arm

2nd move

Tap hair

Rub face

Rub chest

Rub arm

3rd move

Tap hair

Tap face

Tap chest

Rub chest 💗

Belphegor

If he high fives you:

2nd move

Rub hair

Rub face

3rd move

Rub hair 💗

Rub face 💗

Rub chest

If he doesn't high five you:

1st move

Rub hair

Tap face

Tap arm

2nd move

Tap hair

Rub face

Tap arm

3rd move

Rub hair 💗

Tap face

Rub face

Tap arm

And now for the "other tips part":

(Sorry if this is a bit jumbled)

If you're farming for certain battle rewards (watches, cups, etc.) you will get better results by battling in higher numbered chapters. This doesn't really apply to objects like skulls and above because you can only get them from hard battles, which you can only try 3 times a day.

In battle, little demons of pride never attack immediately when their bar is full. Don't wait for them, it's better getting your 2 attacks with your whole team and sometimes taking the hit.

Little demons of greed follow anyone that attacks, whether it's you or other members of their team (when paired with other non-greed). Wait for their bars to get full to attack them all at once.

Little demons of envy only follow you in battle when you are not countering. Wait for their bars to get full to attack them all at once.

Little demons of wrath rarely attack immediately when their bar is full. Don't wait for them, it's better to get your 2 attacks with your whole team and sometimes taking the hit.

Little demons of lust rarely team attack, usually each member will attack solo at random times. Ignore them, attack with your full team, take the annoyance.

Little demons of gluttony attack immediately when their bar is full, or sometimes one second later. If your whole team has the speed, counter. If one or more of the guys is too slow, take the hit and attack with all three guys when you can.

Little demons of sloth attack immediately or sometimes one second later, in groups of 2 if the team is only made up of sloth demons. When mixed with others, they will only NOT attack if the other two are attacking or have attacked in the last few seconds. Counter only if all your guys' bars are full. If not, take the hit and attack with all three guys when you can. Beware of their shock attack, even if the game shows you a wide smiley before the battle.

That's it for now!

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