Rating The Fashion Sense Of Settsu Banri

Rating the fashion sense of Settsu Banri

Liber tells us that Banri is a ‘fashionista.’

I’m here to prove them wrong. I’m also here to roast the hell out of Banri.

Let’s go.

Starting with his usual outfit... first of all, those blue jeans don’t match very well with the black and purple colour scheme, and it sticks out. Just wear black jeans, Banri.

Second, this guy really likes his animal print. I’m not sure why he thought plaid was a good pattern to combine with that, but overall I’d say this is an ugly outfit.

And yes, his hair is horrible. I’ll get to that.

4/10

Masumi makes the Hanasaki school uniform look pretty good, but Banri... why the purple jacket underneath? It doesn’t sit well at all, especially in his actual Hanasaki academy card. Anyway, the colours are unappealing and the colours remind me of his greasy mushroom hair.

3/10

Black suits Banri pretty well, and I’d say this is one of his better ones. The studded leather jacket is also very suitable for Banri imo, very punk vibes.

7/10

As said, black suits Banri. Most redeemable about this outfit is the hair - whoever told him to style it like that, I love you - this card gives off the cocky rich boy vibes that really should be the takeaway from Banri.

It’s simple and stylish, just a black jacket and turtleneck; Sakyo would be proud.

9/10

Okay, so if you look at this from the top half only, this is definitely one of Banri’s better looks! Probably because a good part of his gross hair is brushed away from his face by that baseball cap.

I’ve no problem with the sweater either, it actually looks good, although I see you trying to sneak animal print into it, Banri...

The reason why I dock points from this one... Those pants, what the actual fuck Banri? Why did you think bright red was a good idea to put with the rest? This shit makes me glad I’m not someone who wears colours.

5/10

Roman Episode had everyone looking dapper, including Banri! Nice pinstripe suit, and the add-ons of the fur coat, fedora and fancy golden tie-clip all give the look of a gangster.

Though it doesn’t quite count, considering Yuki was the person who chose this for him. There’s no way I’d trust Banri to design his own costume.

If only he cut his damn hair.

8/10

...

Bucket hat.

...Now that’s out of the way, I’d say the rest of his outfit is decent. Definitely something you’d consider workout gear.

...

That fucking bucket hat. Smh.

5/10

Ugh.

Banri, the animal print... It makes you look like a washed-out middle-aged rockstar trying, and failing, to revive his career. That’s not a good thing, Banri.

Sigh. Just get rid of the animal print and it’d be fine.

3/10

NO.

BANRI NO.

...How do I unpack this? It’s just... Genuinely distasteful. He’s got this ugly floral jacket on, these salmon-pink pants, and... Banri, you need to button your fucking shirt.

Sir, no amount of tiddy will save you from that horrible trash you call style.

-2/10

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

I have no words. I... Who let him dress like this? If I was his mother there is no way in hell I’d let him go out in this. Why is he popular again?

It literally looks like he just raided the closet of a drunken vodka aunt, a lumberjack and a circus clown and called it an outfit.

-10/10 Absolutely fucking vile.

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So the only reason why I’m stopping here is I’m not allowed to post more images, but I’m sure I got my point across. Banri’s a fucking fashion disaster.

Not only that, but what the fuck is your hair, Banri? It looks like a greasy mushroom. That lock right in the centre is just annoying to look at, and I can only imagine he gets his hair in his eyes all too often.

You have no excuse, Banri. You go to the same salon as Azuma.

(This is just a joke, don’t take it too seriously!)

I see no differences…

—And... do you have a type of guy?

Me: —No, I don’t

But also me:

The other day I was browsing in Pinterest and I saw a model and I thought: wow, this guy remembers me to someone…

So, the next what I did was try to remember who it loked like and boom! i realized something...

THIS HANDSOME MAN IS LITERALLY EQUAL TO JULIAN FROM THE ARCANA GAMEEEEEEE

I don't know if it's an idea of ​​mine or really they are similar

HAHAA

I really wanted to share this on the internet

Thanks, have a good day 🤣

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