If Boom Sonic And Shadow Met The Sonic And Shadow Of My Shadow Boom AU

If Boom Sonic and Shadow met the Sonic and Shadow of my Shadow Boom AU

Shadow: Ugh, Sonic is so annoying, with his whole “friendship is magic” nonsense.

AU!Sonic: Right??? Shadow’s always like, “You'd be much happier if you weren't such an asshole to everyone else.” Give me a break!

[rock music plays in the distance]

AU!Sonic: Oh come on, really?

Shadow: Quiet! We’re trying to complain about each other’s counterparts over here!

Meanwhile…

Sonic: [has just finished showing off his guitar skills] So…impressed yet?

AU!Shadow: Hmph. Not bad. But let me show you how a REAL hedgehog plays. [takes the guitar from Sonic and begins to play it awesomely]

Sonic: Holy sh–

Ok so we all love a hyperfixation but does anyone else ever avoid certain things because you feel like you don't have the time to be fixated on that, or that you aren't in the right headspace for this to become your latest obsession

Imagine in the third sonic the hedgehog movie, If shadow gets to live.

The wachowskis decide they can’t leave him but they already full with alien children, but then they look at Wade who was for some reason there and Say “yeah Shadow, you can stay with this guy for a while if you want”.

And shadow just sees this Dumbass of an officer and hesitates but when is given Coffee Beans he goes “sure he will do”.

This echidna, in Australia, had been seeking ants in red earth. by Rod Waddington

Not me thinking of a better reasoning as to why Shadow is in sonic boom the game and the series-

“ i envy you” his Counterpart said with sadness in his tone.

Hiccup couldn’t help but wonder, why would this powerful being that holds his exact features,build,and voice. Who holds this powerful energy inside him envy him A normal Weak person. “..why?..” he simply spoke softly with confusion.

His counterpart chuckled and replied “ well..to start off, you were born without such burden on your shoulders, your people never called you a freak for just existing with powers, you never had the whole world blame you for just being you, you just got to live your life as a normal human “, Hiccup couldn’t have the heart to correct his counterpart about the burden part. His life wasn’t as bright at the beginning as well. But he understood.

“Well..didn’t you have your parents..?” Hiccup noticed how his counterpart stiffened by his question. “I’m pretty sure my mom was wonderful “ he simply replied.

“What about your dad?”

“He doesn’t exist “

“Wha—..” his counterpart stood up stretching “ welp! The only con is that you don’t have a super sonic blue hedgehog alien, so I’m a bit special eh?” He spoke tending to ignore his other self.

“Wait..what do you mean he doesn’t exi—“

“ He Doesn’t Exist. “ Hiccup could tell that his statement held venom and hatred, his counterpart’s eyes glowed a brighter green,it was weird hearing his own voice filled with so much coldness and anger.

Hiccup stood up nodding in understanding, what ever his counterpart had meant. It could be that his father wasn’t the brightest at the least.

They were interrupted by a blue blur passing by in a split second and standing in front of his counterpart. Whose mood changes into softness and warmth to the blue alien “ Heya Ren!..and other Ren” the blue blur greeted both of them. “Uhh hi??..” hiccup replied awkwardly “um..why does he call you uh..”

“Ren?..” his counterpart chuckled softly “ it’s just a nickname he gives me..it’s uh..short for parent I guess “ hiccup nodded with a slight ‘oohh’ before it finally sunk in.

“ YOU’RE HIS PARENT??”

(A lil one shot or -idk breif brainrot idea whatever- because I’ve been having hiccup being sonic’s parent and sonic calling him ‘ Ren’ )

Thx @hiccanna-tidbits for listening to my brainrot rambling