A Court Of Thorns And Roses Memes - Tumblr Posts

Feyre, early ACOMAF, in the middle of a party: Do you guys ever think about dying?

Feyre in ACOMAF: I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.

Cassian: Why'd you head-butt me?!

Mor: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.

*Having a family dinner*

Amren: Can you pass the pepper?

Cassian: What’s the magic word?

Amren: *Clearly not impressed*

Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*

Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!

Tamlin: You’re a horrible person! 

Rhysand: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

Cassian: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. 

Mor: Aren't you forgetting something? 

Cassian: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Mor's forehead before running out.* 

Mor: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

Cassian, staring lovingly at Nesta: I would die for you.

Nesta, reading her books: Then perish.

Feyre: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. 

Cassian: Mine just says "Cass, no." 

Feyre: I want you to apply it to every possible situation

Nesta: I wonder who’s ruining my life. 

Nesta: *looks in the mirror* So we meet again.

Morrigan: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

Cassian: Can you keep a secret? 

Azriel: Do you know anything about my life? 

Cassian: No, I don't. Good point.