Acotar Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Cassian: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as eagle one.
Cassian: Mor, code name ‘been there, done that’ Nes is ‘currently doing that’ Feyre is ‘It happened once in a dream’ Rhys, code name ‘if I had to pick a dude’ Amren is ‘Eagle two’
Amren: oh thank god
Cassian: Az is ‘I’d be lying if I said I thought thought about it’
IC: *NODS HEADS*
Realitor, when Rhys was buying the river house: I think you guys would be very happy here.
Rhysand: Oh, no, we're not together. We're not a couple. We're definitely not a couple.
Cassian: Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that. What, i'm not good enough for you?!
Rhysand: We are not having this conversation again.
Elain: You've had a lot of sex, right?
Nesta: What, today?
Nesta: *shrug*
Nesta: Some, not a lot.
Feyre, early ACOMAF, in the middle of a party: Do you guys ever think about dying?
'You’re not better than me' was my yearbook quote.
- Nesta Archeron, probably
Feyre in ACOMAF: I’m fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.
Cassian: Why'd you head-butt me?!
Mor: I was going to punch you, but I'm holding wine.
*Having a family dinner*
Amren: Can you pass the pepper?
Cassian: What’s the magic word?
Amren: *Clearly not impressed*
Amren: *Starts chanting in the old language*
Cassian: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Amren's hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!
Tamlin: You’re a horrible person!
Rhysand: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.
Cassian: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Mor: Aren't you forgetting something?
Cassian: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Mor's forehead before running out.*
Mor: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Nesta: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing anything nice ever?
Rhys: Experience.
Cassian, staring lovingly at Nesta: I would die for you.
Nesta, reading her books: Then perish.
Feyre: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Cassian: Mine just says "Cass, no."
Feyre: I want you to apply it to every possible situation
Nesta: I wonder who’s ruining my life.
Nesta: *looks in the mirror* So we meet again.
Morrigan: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
Cassian: Can you keep a secret?
Azriel: Do you know anything about my life?
Cassian: No, I don't. Good point.
Elain, holding truthteller: I've got a weapon, and I'm... admittedly very afraid to use it!
Feyre: What are you in the mood for?
Rhysand: World domination.
Feyre: That's a bit ambitious.
Rhysand: You are my world.
Feyre: Aww...
[long pause]
Feyre: OH.
Rhysand: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Nesta: How can you still say that?
Rhysand: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.