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goodbye derry girls (2018-2022)
It doesn’t matter that you’ve got that stupid accent, or that your bits are different to my bits, but because being a Derry Girl, well, it’s a fucking state of mind!
Completely forgot to even request something 😅 got too excited 😂 May I please request some headcanons for the generation of miracles with a s/o who likes to do facial routines with/on them?
A/N : Here it is ! It was really fun to do.
GOM ( including Momoi) with a s/o who likes to do facial routines on them.
MURASAKIBARA ATSUSHI –
First time you proposed him he was really reticent as facial routine and skin care stuff are known to be for girls in our society. Not that he cares much but what’s the necessity for him to do this and wouldn’t he look ridiculous ?
« Y/n-chin are you finding an excuse to do a prank on me ? »
You have to convince a little of the utility of facial masks for him to gives you all freedom on his face but it surely didn’t took a lot of time : just mention sweet stuff like honey and he’s willing to try. It just have to be in the evening after he’s done with everything he may have to do in the day. It’s harder to persuade him if the products have no particular taste.
Yes he’s gonna eat it, he even uses it for his chips and chocolate bar but could you even lecture him about it ? It was a so tempting combination and at least he let on his face just enough to have a semblance of facial mask, isn’t it nice ?
The way that Murasakibara pathetically try to hide himself whenever he would lick the thankfully natural facial product on his face or that he would use his own face like a sauce for his chips always sent you off, making you ascend in the sky because how indiscret he is.
But you forgive him as he’s so cute with his hair tied in the front in two like a little girl with pink pretty scrunchies. It suits him so well that you’re almost tempted to ask him to wear it outside but hey it’s not your fault he looks so good for no reason.
Atsushi is at two strings from sleeping when you apply the facial routine on him as the sensation of your fingers on his skin relax him. His eyes closeted, he appreciate every inch your finger will pass by meanwhile you have fun watching him resisting so poorly against the sleep.
The most satisfying moment during facial for him is when you’re almost finishing and you apply some nourishing oil on his skin. It lowkey put him in the place of a dessert you know like the napping decorating some pastries.
Because it’s supposed to be him after you massaging your face and all, he keep himself awake by eating the snacks he usually bring for the skincare moment but he always watch his hands before touching your face.
His breath on your face smell like candies and he try to have a soft touch on your sweet face forcing his tall and calloused fingers to manipulate things with care.
But somehow it always end up with his big hand taking over all your face and him not being sure about if he did well. He want to press a kiss on your forehead but remember he can’t and do it on your hair.
And then come the time to let the products taking effect, he just watch some stupid videos on YouTube with you if the waiting time isn’t too much long if it is you can be sure he’s gonna sleep like this.
Every time you would be washing your face you would be shocked by how fast he is to remove everything and clean himself just to hug you and proposing you to go to bed together.
AOMINE DAIKI –
I’m sorry but you will have to beg for this one, he’s so entitled to his opinion and pride. It’s not even society perspective, it’s about him, Aomine Daiki, doing such superficial activities like taking care of his face : His beauty and charisma are natural he had no need for this.
But he also wanted to please you and after multiple attempts he finally gives in as he finds you having fun when watching you doing your thing.
That dude can’t stay still when you’re applying stuff on his face, he’s either giggling because of the weird sensations your touches would some time make him feel or because he’s getting impatient and want to watch sports on tv.
His favorite facial care is when he’s applying cream and anti-irritating products with aloe Vera in it after shaving. Other than that all are the facial treatment are same the same to him.
Like Murasakibara he is only willing to do facial routine at night because it’s so tiring in the morning and less fun because you two won’t chat as much or even behave like the crack that both of you usual are because who can’t be that excited just after waking up ?
Please he’s somehow so bad applying products and you don’t get how but it’s probably because Aomine is too lazy to apply it correctly and doesn’t do any effort to improve so it’s always you taking care of him. But sometimes when he feel generous he takes the time to do your mask and tie your hair if they’re long.
Splash water everywhere when you two are cleaning your face as he shake his head in every sense with his towel like a dog. You always stare at him when he does that but he’s always like « So, what’s next ? »
He learnt to appreciate you doing skincare routine on him and with you, just enough to looking forward to it, him being the one on occasion to remind you it was facial routine time. No way you will miss a chance to tease him about it and he’s shutting you up with his hands on your lips.
Not sure he washed his hand before tho… but a just little detail anyway 💀…
Aomine surely let you use his old basketball jersey as a pyjama so you find yourself doing facial routine with it and oh god you never find him boasting as much on these occasions.
Everytime he would be a tad too much bragging to the point it gives you headaches you threat him to send pictures of him with facial masks on the face to all his Teiko friends + Kagami. What does make him suddenly silent.
KISE RYOUTA –
You don’t even remember introducing Kise to anything, in fact it was probably him who made the first step for you two engaging religiously into skincares routine, since then you don’t miss an occasion with him to share the relaxing moment and you two keep evolving by learning new facial care techniques and discovering products. Making each evening and morning an amusing new experience.
Because Kise has access to a lot of skin products as a model, you two would probably never get out of it as you just need to ask and it’s delivered. Not only that but also the composition and quality of them were without viable comparaison in the local market and some would even be the latest edition from foreigners countries.
But now talking in more detail about how it is to take care of his face/ or both of you sharing a routine let’s say it’s pretty funny to have Kise as a partner : He talks a lot, chitchats and spills the tea about everyone he knows, only time he’s shutting his pretty mouth of his is when he’s applying products.
« Y/n-cchi did I told you about Midorima-cchi ? You won’t believe what I saw earlier on my way home..! »
He let breathes his forehead by putting aside his hair with some hairpins and with almost professional alike delicatness put on your face the mask, doing circulating movements and all, lovingly smiling in the process. He’s not afraid to kiss you on the lips and remove some of it but if it bothers you he’s going for your ears.
Kise pain tolerance is so low he’s whining and almost crying every time he’s doing that cursed black head mask. Even when he tries his best to look manly, strong or whatever just a little bit is retired and he’s on his knees.
Being that sensitive he’s also giggling everytime he can feel your breath on his skin and god you can’t make him stand still no more, you’re laughing with him. But he also know how to appreciate your kind and soft movements on his face with those finger of yours : It’s really funny to poke Kise’s nose.
He probably finds water evaporating methods the most relaxing facial care, apply him a hot towel in the face and he’s in heaven probably sleeping.
Facial care with him are global, taking care of everything in his face : eyes bags, lips, oily skin… If you ask him to he’s probably going to give you his secret for natural eye lined like eyes and long eye lashes.
You two are probably taking photos when doing skin cares and Kise always figures so handsomely in them. But when it comes to take you in photo Kise liking the spontaneity of the instant take you in rather hilarious moment so you look more like a meme than anything else.
Always reminds you that you’re the most beautiful person in existence walking on earth and venerate you.
He always somehow manages to make his hair wet even when backing his front hair with a bandana so the cushion of the bed is always a little wet on a side.
You two lowkey have Team rocket Jessie &James dynamic when doing all this.
Probably know how to do detox drinks and proposes you to share a little with him, also know a lot of teeth whitening recipe but aside from the whole facial care Kise probably sucks about taking well care of his hair and probably put everything he thinks is good. Thankfully it always worked fine till these day.
But you new pajamas on occasion to make the experience more comfortable, feeling stylish when sleeping and doing mask.
You did a lot of shared facial care evening on videos calls when he was too far from home and you would drink tea so neither of you feel alone but you probably would still miss a lot his presence. The unique and surprising sensation of his hands affected by playing the ball so much and rigorously on your skin and the way his fingers would run on your hair and even sometimes on your back just to tease you.
Best massaging skill of all the gom and believe me he’s bragging about it everytime.
MOMOI SATSUKI –
You love taking care of yourself and especially your face ? Satsuki is totally vibing with you as she also like to give her some relaxation after all the managering job. She also find fun the put good smelling mask on her face as well discovering new sensation on her skin by using weird recipe or original texture products.
During your skincare routine she always like to bring with her few candies or red fruits that she would probably insist to feed you with accompanied by some very healthy of course tea. She’s also equipped of all useful tolls that you can use during the treatment, Momoi is a good partner for that kind of stuff. Being also of good advice and ready to spend some cash without regretting it on products.
She’s also able to prepare good mask mixtures, it probably counter balancing her lack of talent in cooking. She’s also quite good at making healthy drink and smoothies.
Momoi like to put in background music to add more to the ambiance so you two are often dancing more than anything else and by moments when she’s really putting the budget y’all even have the opportunity to have some perfumed candles.
She talks a looot, like Kise she can’t help herself and spill the hot tea. It’s unnecessary to say you’re aware of everything going on around because of her even of people you haven’t meet yet but oh gosh if only Aomine knew of how much you know about him because of his childhood friend, it was behind reasoning.
And you thought it was finish ? Let her speak just a little more and she’s now rambling about the match she assisted to last week. You watch as she’s deep into her storytelling and being very passionate even imitating the most intimidating basketball player on the court in her cute pajamas.
You have to remind her what you two are doing for her to recall it’s her turn to be all babied under your care. She doesn’t even hide the smile that take place on her lips or the red on her cheeks. You find yourself having fun tying her hair behind, freeing her face and drawing with your finger her lovely and charming features with kindness like she did to you few minutes ago.
Momoi like the most the jade roller on her face or just fruit masks as they smell good and you usually need to let them on your face longer than other things : what lead to more relaxing time and maybe even some cuddling while waiting for removal.
She’s always complimenting you to the point you can believe she’s doing serenades.
Momoi remembers the products that benefits you the most to optimize facial care and choose with intelligence new products. Data analyzing skill are pretty useful outside of the court.
You’ve never seen someone be so satisfied by just water on their face like Momoi. It’s like she had been through a cure and that all bad energy fell down with the mask.
« Y/n, look ! My skin is all soft like a baby now..! Ah I’ve never felt so cute, what about I prepare for both of us a relaxing bath tomorrow ? You know with bath bombs, candles and surely skin care products, I want all my body to be that soft !…What do you mean I am seeking opportunities to see you naked ?! »
MIDORIMA SHINTAROU –
Midorima know the benefits of facial care and already have a very minimalist routine but it’s almost like he’s doing nothing that guy really need to be introduced to more but god… You still would have to beg for him to follow you in that as you probably do more elaborated skin care routine.
Society perspective about facial care for men is not what is taking back rather it’s his opinion on superficiality and things he judge time consuming what does represent longer face routine for him.
« What do you think I am ? A fashionista ? Y/n cease this comedy. I am not going to do this. »
I swear it takes even more convincing for him than Murasakibara and Aomine combines but he’s giving in because you have been persistent and his face has started been drier than his hands pls.
« This is ridiculous.. »
He prefers doing facial care in the morning as he have better things to do in the evening he says or rather he’s catching up with all the physical affection he could’ve not give you throughout the day because he’s only able to give it to you proper attention in the intimacy of your home.
Also you’re less energetic in the morning so it’s less draining for him : relaxing and calm as it should be.
He’s very picky about products both of you are using, verifying their composition and all, he even calculate the ratio between the price and quality, Shintarou prefers from far doing masks for both of you at home and you like watching him do them because it’s like being in Science class and watching your teacher creating some weird amazing stuff but Midorima creation definitely lacks originality and most of his treatment are green.
His favorite facial care are everything involving cold on his clothes eye lids or eyes bags. Its where all the cucumbers of the house goes. It’s almost like his vision is improving a lot every time he’s doing this. And you even catch him sometimes sigh in appreciation.
Midorima is efficient and quick so you best believe he doesn’t like long taking effect products and all the chitchat you may try to do during the activity.
« Did I ever said I was okay for a pyjama party ? »
But he’s shutting his ingrate mouth every time he would be graced by your care and ministrations, playing and drawing on his face with mixtures and kissing his beautiful eyes lashes. He’s a red mess if you start kissing him all over his face when you’re supposed to put facial care product on him.
Take quite some time in front of the mirror to verify he didn’t miss any spot, when washing : if you try to steal his glasses during the process you better believe you’re dead once he see you around.
Just because it’s you, he’s using his left refined and protected hand on your face, it’s like being touch by an angel as you’re all babied by him. But unfortunately he doesn’t take long to draw all your facial features making you hunger for more everyday. The only spot he’s taking his time is on your lips corners and when you propose him to kiss you because of his obvious staring he’s embarrassed as hell.
Midorima likes to braid you hair for you to not be disrupted and bothered, he know how to do braid thanks to all the playing time with his little sister.
Overall not that bad of an experience but the ambiance could be far better if he wasn’t so strict and mannered.
AKASHI SEIJUROU –
Do you see the glow, the softness and tonic aspect of his skin, do you really think he’s not working on it ? If so know that you’re believing in a big miss. Akashi already have his own perfected and elaborated skincare routine. If he want it to be his mansion can be a whole spa.
So it’s quite quickly that you two become buddy partners in it, prestigious products and tools, comfortable space and Akashi knowledge for you. Yes it must appear surprising all of it coming from the perfect Akashi Seijurou but did you really except an Akashi to neglect their physical apparence ? It is a business tool and advantage to look physically appealing and even better when it is as much as the company offers and services.
But even if for him it’s rather an extension of his influential power to take care of his apparence, he still enjoy the relaxing and calming moments as it is. Except him to be in a whole bathrobe when enjoying the ministration he requested from you especially in exchange of his own rather than the one of a professional.
He saw that you enjoy a lot doing facial routines so he think maybe it’s better that if it stay a personal thing between you two, a refreshing moment of the day. But if you want to he’s not hesitant calling professional help.
Command a special bathrobe for the occasion if it wasn’t already done and he’s asking for the most comfortable fabric.
There is always a plate full of fruits if you want to eat while taking care of yourself, if you’re the one to talk a lot Akashi is listening to you and at the same time hold your hand close to him watching you or thinking about what you’re saying. I can see him laying on a sofa or just sitting humbly
You thought he would be ridiculous with a green mask uh ? Seijurou somehow manage to look as elegant and charismatic as always, malicious smirk on his face and cat eye like shaped eyes.
Nice smelling candles to make the experience farther more relaxing.
Akashi enjoy the most water vaporing treatments and plunging his face on a bucket of icy water but unlike Kise and the rest of the GOM he wouldn’t sleep during his favorite.
The sensation of Akashi pampering your face is a premium experience you wish to have everytime, he’s careful and take just the right time massaging and has a talent to focus on spot that gives you the most relaxation but hey pay attention or it’s turning in a shoulder massage without you seeing it.
Best tea at your disposition, you probably finish it quickly and don’t even notice because of how delicious it is.
When it’s your turn doing it for you he’s silent, times to times complimenting you on how you’re doing well but his face and smile say it all about how pleased he his.
He probably bought an hair band for you and eye mask meanwhile he doesn’t even bother to really put his hair backwards.
Never forget to always put chapstick after all of that.
« What about we play some classical music now, Y/n ? Would you like it better ? You must enjoy this relaxing instant and go easier on yourself darling. Taking time for yourself is part of the work cycle for more productivity.»
Nona, the universe’s best girl, and Cam, the person who looks after her
some nona and cam sketches!
Daenerys Targaryen + a few of her similarities with each of the three main characters of Avatar: the Last Airbender
Note: This gifset is about ASOIAF!Daenerys Targaryen who, despite being portrayed as a hero by her creator, had her characterization heavily changed from page to screen. As to why Cersei is written as Dany’s foil, see here.
YESSS!!!
I finally had enough with all these marauders stans on TikTok.
Like they either haven't read the books and just use head canons and fanfictions as arguments, or they have read the books and simply ignore/downplay or even glorify the horrible things the marauders did. And if that isn't enough, they just say “but Snape was a bully too” or “but Snape was worse”. Firstly I don't think he was worse (but that's a discussion for another time) but even if you think so, how is Snape being worse than James making him good? Like just because the Dursleys are less evil than Voldemort because they didn't try to kill Harry, they are now heroes or what? I don't get their logic. And what makes their behaviour even worse is that you don't even have to post about James, you don't even need to mention him anywhere as long as the post is about Snape they will come at you.
I will now simply block them if they comment on my posts because nothing else seems to work. And I think that if they can't see the horrors of SWM on their own, there is no way I can help them.
I love this
Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.
Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.
He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.
Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.
But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.
Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.
Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.
So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?
Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.
Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.
Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.
Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.
Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.
Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.
But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?
Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.
Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.
So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.
Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.
At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.
The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.
Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.
All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.
Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.
But by GOD is he trying.
At first I was a bit disappointed that we apperantly got a second male seasonal LI, but turns out the God of love is nonbinary, so fuck yeah
Humans are in the Ditto Egg Group send post
❤❤❤ They look so amazing!!!!!!
since it’s been requested, here’s a masterpost of my Star Wars redesigns! my redesigns are always free for use so long as you don’t claim them as your own. also, consider supporting me on ko-fi if you like my work!
Prequel Trilogy/Clone Wars Era
Padmé Amidala 1 | 2 | 3
Anakin Skywalker 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8
Obi Wan Kenobi 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
The Bad Batch 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7
Original Trilogy
Lukę Skywalker 1 | 2 | 3
Leia Organa 1 | 2
Han Solo 1 | 2
I didn’t link all of them since some are outdated, but there should be enough to use as references if you want to draw any of these! You can also find me on ig, twt, and ao3.
Edit: If you’re white, I ask that you don’t tag any of these with racebending. I don’t feel comfortable with non-POC using that term since it was originally coined by us in protest to whitewashing, thanks.
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Dracopia♥️💋
It's finally finished! It was so hard to do the shading and lighting, but I really like it now! I hope you like it too♥️
I've always been a bit too obsessed with vampires, so I love the Dracopia concept!
I took inspiration from Andreas Tarlaak's photo of Copia for the pose! The photo is great and immediately gave me this idea!
aughah haii everyone …….. srry for dying for so long i got too scared to post for some reason :3 have some tf2 artworks ive conjured over the last few months ,,,,,
