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4 years ago

FINALLY

SOMEONE

FUCKING

GETS IT

i found it i found my favorite artistic and literary movement holy jessica christ


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8 months ago

Hualian modern poetry AU be like

Hua Cheng has the nastiest handwriting ever so he can write whatever he wants wherever and whenever he wants and nobody will ever understand anything of what he writes so he greatly prefers that over typing stuff

So he goes to the library every day (he's an art student) and sits to this very specific table every day, puts on his headphones and then studies art history taking notes on his notebook writes poetry about the cute librarian whom he can see perfectly from the table he chose (cause he's a mastermind)

And sometimes his poems are like the sweetest, purest thing ever, cause his beloved deserves to be treated like the deity he is-

Other times they gently, ragingly go beyond the nsfw-ness but he doesn't care cause nobody will ever read his poetry irl

But Hua Cheng is a modern simp so of course he has a tumblr blog where he posts his poetry and simps hard anonymously about his beloved and has tons of followers who comment on his works with love and admiration for his skill

And of course Xie Lian is the other big poetry blog in the community but unlike Hua Cheng he writes about pain and hopelessness and nightmares

(until he bumps against someone and Xie Lian's eyes -golden in the sunlight- meet Hua Cheng's mismatched, mesmerising eyes and he doesn't know how to put his words anymore if not to celebrate life and the luck of a chance encounter and its ability to save one's life)


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1 year ago

Dungeons and Dragons, but your character must be a self insert, and class is determined by your current abilities Barbarian Must have a demonstrable temper, go off I guess  Bard Must be able to play an instrument Cleric Must be involved in a religious organization Druid Must have demonstrable knowledge of, or passion for nature  Fighter Must beat the DM in physical combat (hope your DM’s a wimp)  Monk Must practice a martial art  Paladin Must have a cause that one actively supports  Ranger Must be able to fire a kind of ranged weapon accurately  Rogue Must sneak up on the DM (Hard mode: steal their dice)  Sorcerer Must have a powerful family heirloom  Warlock Must work for a powerful entity (Corporations, The Government)  Wizard Must have a College Degree or a 3.0 GPA  If you can’t be any of these you start as a commoner, and may become one of these classes when you finally satisfy these conditions.


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4 years ago

tbh I think landscaper/sex shop owner should be the hot new au. florist/tattoo artist au but make it 2020. we need new cliches in this chili's


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7 months ago

I feel for this person so much. I once accidentally deleted over three hundred open tabs which consisted of my favourite fanfics, mangas, comics, shows, etc. and believe me when I say that that made me want to absolutely kill myself.

The sheer amount of work and time put into those tabs was enough to make me cry and question my existence in this cruel world.

ebphonehome - ebphonehome

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