Vi And Caitlyn - Tumblr Posts
I've never been a caitvi shipper (no hate just never felt a spark) so in preparation for season 2 I would like to formally invite caitvi shippers to yap at me and explain the hype. I wanna be destroyed by their breakup so bad but I just don't get why she's tweaking over a situationship with a cop that lasted like a week Please please please help me see the light, shippers go crazy, I want you guys to write essays if you can, make my heart hurt
Jinx: *tiptoes back into the house*
Caitlyn, waiting for her and crossing her arms: where the hell were you?
Jinx, sweating nervously: I……was out with Vi?
Vi, dramatically spinning her chair to face Jinx: try again, baby sister
I kinda just want Caitlyn to be a bit evil and twisted idk makes me happy andhorny
Piltover’s finest and Vi’s unhinged sister.
Since that shit was epic, Arcane is now on my requests list! Be prepared everyone!
Vi: I would fight Satan for our love.
Caitlyn: Honestly, you would fight Satan for fun. I don’t feel so special
cait/vi
Arcane Incorrect Quote #11
Caitlyn: If you say anything in French, it automatically becomes romantic, fancy, and poetic.
Vi: Baguette
Arcane Incorrect Quote #17
Vi: I dare you-
Caitlyn: Jinx is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
Vi: Why not?
Jinx: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #18
Vi: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Caitlyn: What's that?
Vi: Remorse code.
Caitlyn: I'm even angrier now.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #26
Caitlyn: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Vi: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #32
Jinx: Here's a fun Christmas idea: we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it!
Caitlyn: Jinx, no.
Vi: Mistlefoe
Caitlyn: Please stop encouraging her.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #41
Caitlyn: Vi, please calm down.
Vi: I asked for two large fries!
Vi: *dumps fries onto table*
Vi: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #42
Caitlyn: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Vi: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
Arcane Incorrect Quote #46
Caitlyn: Ew, what kind of tea is this?
Vi: I boiled Gatorade
Arcane Incorrect Quote #53
Caitlyn: Morning. How are you doing?
Vi: I'm whelmed, thank you for asking.
Caitlyn: That's nice.
Caitlyn:
Caitlyn: *pauses mid coffee sip* Hold on... "Whelmed?"
Vi: Yeah. I'm not overwhelmed or underwhelmed, I'm just... whelmed.
Caitlyn: That isn't a thing.
Vi: I'm making it a thing.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #57
Caitlyn: What happened to your nose?
Vi: I used it to break some guy's fist.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #64
Vi: *yawns*
Caitlyn: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Vi: Then you must be exhausted.
Jinx: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #66
Vi: A theif.
Caitlyn: Thief?
Vi: Theif.
Caitlyn: I before E, except after C.
Vi: Thceif.
Caitlyn: No.