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I have 7 Scorpio placements in my Natal Chart and I can sense lies from a mile away. I also have a Taurus stellium which implies that not only do I have zero tolerance for lies, but I also thrive at finding them out. You lie, you die bitch. I don't give second chances to people. Come clean is all I say. Don't try to outsmart me because I know what's up with your lying ass. If I find you lying (which btw, I will) for futile, petty shit, you lose all my respect. And as a consequence, I will cut you off because I don't like an unequal give and take. Don't mess with me because I always know what's up. I see through a web of lies. Kind of a blessing as well as a curse, I'm not complaining though.

AN ELABORATE RANT ON LIBRAS

I don't care what anyone thinks but Libras are so fucking vain. I hate them. I live with two Libras, one is a Libra sun and the other one is a Libra moon. When I tell you they're superficial, I mean it

Dude, for fucks sake, they get on my damn nerves. They make me wanna run in the opposite direction. They're emotional toddler's, displaying zero emotional maturity. My Scorpio ass can't deal with their judgmental shallow selves. They're creepy and violate boundaries. Everything is always about them. They take zero accountability about the crap they put you through. They blame you for shit they've done wrong and when you confront them, they shut you down because they don't like having real, hard conversations. Apparently, it doesn't fit their, "Oh I'm too perfect for this world" aesthetic.

How can someone be so self-obsessed and self-absorbed to a point where they don't see the damage they're doing? I hate people who are not connected to their own selves and spend a lifetime trying to fit into someone else's idea of perfectionism. Nothing is perfect. We're all flawed. I find beauty in it. I don't like the idea of slipping everything under the rug, pretending all's good, when my life is falling apart. I don't want to put nail polish on my toes and strut around in an embellished gown when I feel like drowning in a river.

I don't understand why Libra's act the way they do. Why do they grow up as entitled stupid brats? Why does no one knock sense into them and burst their bubble? Why does no one tell them growing up they can't use people and throw them away like used tissue papers? I wonder why there's no guilt, no remorse, it's pure selfishness. You do them dirty the way they did you, and they'll come at you with cusses, crawling out of their diplomatic glittery shell. I know psychology has little to do with astrology but fuck, why are libras such narcissists?

Libra, if this is you, you need to fucking read this carefully. Running away from your problems and avoiding talking about them is not gonna help you. Learn to own your mistakes, apologize for them, don't let your pride turn you into a dickhead who runs away and hides in a cave like a coward. Stop being a judgemental asshole and let people be. Not everyone wants to fit into an aesthetic where you gotta be pretentious, vain and self-centered. Please outgrow your toxic ways and tap into your emotions you materialistic piece of shit.

Why I wouldn't date a libra 💀

Libras are commitment phobic as fuck. They're also very charming, same reason why they're the players and fuckboys of the zodiac. They like the honeymoon phase of a relationship but when things start to get real, they run in the opposite direction. They are also very indecisive. They never know what they freaking want. 9 times out of 10 they learn to appreciate and value people once they lose them. I've seen libras taking people for granted. They are shallow and attach a lot of importance to one's social status, and appearances instead of substantial stuff. They can never fully commit because they suffer from FOMO big time. They want the best of both worlds. They ghost you when they can't talk things out. They're fucking cowards and under the pretext maintaining harmony and peace, will avoid any confrontation or hard conversation by conveniently sweeping it under the rug, refusing to address the elephant in the room. In my opinion? They're good friends but bad boyfriends/partner's. They have a bad habit of using people. There's a reason why libra is the only sign represented by the scales, an inanimate object incapable of handling emotion. They're emotionally unavailable, not surprising at all.

✨Things I love about Libras ✨

- Libras will charm tf outta you and sweep you off your feet in a jiffy and you won't even know what took over you when you look back. I associate them with the knight of swords, a knight that comes in with the wrath of the storm and leaves just as quickly. They're in for a good time, and not for a long time.

- Libras seem indecisive but the truth is deep down they're terrified of making a wrong decision and don't mind being a cat on the fence and sailing in two boats, taking their own sweet time before jumping to a conclusion.

- Libras might take a little longer than other signs to commit, but when they do give in, they're hopeless romantics. I've seen so many Libras being left out in the cold by their partners, it's hard to believe they're always the heartbreakers.

- Libras definitely have a creative streak to them. They have an eye for beauty, and they love anything and everything that's aesthetically pleasing to the eye. If you soothe their eyes, they'll love being around you. This might seem shallow in some cases, but really they're appreciative of art and adore it thoroughly.

- Libras make great poets and writers and have a way with their words. They're smoother than glazed donuts, and they have an intelligent sense of humor. They will make you roll on the floor laughing because their sarcasm and wit is different from the other signs, especially when it comes to libra mercury. Gift of gab is real.

- Libras can struggle with their self-esteem when they start to look for validation elsewhere. But they make great friends who will drop everything to be there for you, and comfort you till the tables turn and they're compelled to leave you hanging.

- Libras resist love because they fall deeply when they do fall. And being an air sign, they find it extremely hard to ground the emotions they feel. This gives an impression that they're all over the place, which they are. It is a lesson for them, to make wise decisions thought over time and to follow up with the decisions they make.

- Libras love the idea of love. The 7th house is originally ruled by Libras. When in love, they're extremely charming, sweet and adorable. They think a lot about their partner's needs and intuitively try to do everything to make sure their partners are happy and well taken care of.

- Libras hate conflict. I have met many Libras who grew up in noisy, dysfunctional households which makes me wonder if Libras have triggers surrounding conflict and whether diplomacy is a coping mechanism. They try to resolve conflicts by stepping back, and taking their space.

- Libras being the social butterflies and extroverts (depending upon other factors and placements in the chart) give off the impression that they have it easy. They work hard to reach new heights but people think their good looks and charm play a huge role in it. They often get overlooked by people and dismissed when they're upset or sad because people are used to seeing them happy, cheerful and bubbly all the time.

- Libras have a great sense of fashion and know how to look the best dressed one in the room. They ooze optimism, spontaneity and enthusiasm. Spending time with them feels like you're on a rollercoaster ride on a breezy day. Their energy is contagious. It rubs off on you.

- Libras always have people swooning over them because of how effortlessly beautiful they are. They always have atleast one person crushing on them.

Confessions of Scorpio moon 🌙

I am ashamed of myself for doing everything I possibly could do to make you stay. To make you love me. To fight for your attention. Even in those weak moments when I knew that I deserved so much better than a lost soul who didn’t acknowledge how many hearts they were breaking. I knew exactly how cruel and selfish you were. And yet, I decided to stay. I don’t know why. Cause I never believed I could have you. The closest I could get to being a part of your life was by being your punching bag, or a friend you’d text whenever you were bored. I became the entertainment you needed in your life, but to me, you always were a star shining so bright in the sky, I wouldn’t mind freezing to death if it meant I could gaze at you all night. Little did I know, there were many more eyeing you. I probably was the last person in your priority list. Or maybe not that either. I don’t want to know the answer, I think it’ll break my heart. I try to sound rational, but I really let you break my heart a hundred times, did I not? Well, atleast there’s nothing left that can be broken anymore. I think about you so much, it’s crazy how I can’t get a grip on my fucking self. I wonder if you miss me. I know it’s so strange to think about you. I have so many questions to ask, but I’m not sure if my heart wants to know the answers anymore. I tear up whenever I think about you, rather about the love I had for you. I wish I could be a part of your life and didn’t just fade away. I was barely in the background anyway. I know I’ve acted in ugly ways and I hate how low I had stooped to get you to notice me, to pay attention to me and to give me some of your affection. I never understood what I lacked. Did I lack something? I remember you calling me mean and irritating. I have tried my best to overcome those in the last two years. I don’t know why I cared so much about your opinion of me. I remember you calling me problematic. Was I really problematic? Did you know how insecure I felt everytime you spoke about a new fling, or a new crush? I wouldn’t share you even with a fictional character. That’s probably my insecurity speaking but yeah. I don’t get to read your poems anymore. I wish I did. You have the gift of gab. Do you still write poetry? How have you been lately? I don’t want to make any small talk. I miss our deep conversations. I hope you’ve been able to heal. The idea of letting you go still scares me. But I’ve understood through therapy that letting me go is scarier. I wish we didn’t drift apart. I guess, we weren’t meant to be anyway. I cherish everything we had. I am trying to master detachment. Are you holding onto me tightly too? Cause there’s a reason I’m unable to let you go. I will though. Cause you’re gone. I don’t know if we’ll ever meet again. I don’t know if I want to. I don’t know anything. Why has loving you been such a painful experience even though you are so lovable? I hope no one’s hurt you when I was not around. Please protect your heart. You are precious. You deserve to heal. I wish healing onto you. I hope your inner child feels safe with you. If you have landed a job in these past few years, I want to congratulate you. I knew you were built for great things. And oh hey, belated happy birthday to you. I hope you had a blast. I am happy for you. I hope you continue to do amazing things in the future. Lastly, I hope you find the courage to be yourself. Know that you are loved. And ummm….. missed. Yeah, that’s it. Bye.

Astrology rant (virgo!)

I see people say virgos are so neat and clean, pay attention to the smallest and hard working but my personal experience with them, they’re extremely lazy, very messy/disgusting, and so out of touch with their surroundings, can’t fact reality and will NEVER admit when they’re wrong or made a simple mistake, there’s only two people I know with a virgo placement (Virgo rising) and they’re actually decent people 😂