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Favorite headcanon of mine is that Tim and Damian have to constantly deal with their friends crushing on Batman and Nightwing.
Kon Kent: How old is your brother—
Tim: TOO OLD FOR YOU, AND HE’S MARRIED
Damian pretends he didn’t just hear a civilian say “smash” to Batman in a smash or pass/FMK.
Tim lives in Fear of Bernard in particular saying ANYTHING about the Batfam. Bernard says he’d let Batman raw him and Tim’s ready to off himself.
Damian just seethes every time Garfield looks ready to tell the equivalent of a “me and your mom last night” joke about Dick.
multilingual batkids. they learn each others languages so they can mix and match. for example:
tim in french: have you figured out how we’re gonna tell b we’re not going to that gala yet?
damian in arabic: no i thought that was thomas’ job?
duke french: me? no jason said he’d do something
jason in arabic: hey don’t drag me into this!
dick in romani: i’m gonna kill him i really i am
steph in russian: who are we killing?
dick in english: ah! nobody! wait i didn’t know you spoke romani
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason in english: wait my greek is rusty say it again slowly
tim in greek: you’re an asshole
jason: …. you motherfucker
cass signing: nice drawing
damian in chinese: thank you
dick yelling at bruce about something he did
jason in spanish: what language is he speaking right now?
tim also in spanish: uh all of them i think
jason: does bruce even know-
tim: no he doesn’t
I head canon that the bat siblings have definitely broken boards of half rotten wood by hitting each other with em as well as have put dents and cuts in stuff around the manor (as well as other places) by throwing knives at each other.
My reason, both are things me and my brother have done on multiple occasions.