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Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

Tim, muting the comms: "I'm telling you, Batman's onto us."

Stephanie: "We need to distract him. Maybe someone should fake an emergency."

Duke, stopping Tim: "No! That never ends well--"

Bruce: "Hello? Can you guys hear me?"

Dick, impatient as he hacks: "Someone say anything already before he shows up."

Bruce: "What's--"

Dick: "Trained by Batman and you guys are the worst liars--"

Jason: "Shut it." *clears throat*

Jason, to Bruce over comms: "Don't worry about it, we'll be home soon, Dad."

Bruce: ....

Bruce: "Alright, see you in a bit."

Jason: *ends call*

Dick, Duke, Steph: ...

Tim: "Am I evil for saying I'm a little impressed?"