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Pipipipipi
Poka, what the fuck are you talking about. I think you’re describing Dave’s House, don’t tell me he also has a son named Tristan and shoots him with a gun because he opened his birthday presents too early.
Dw, btw, I understand this idea because Lithuania and Philippines really are similar, but what.
I think Billy lives in a small town in the Philippines, he has a little yellow house with a secret laboratory underneath his house, and from his balcony he has a beautiful view of the sea.
I don’t trust him, he is hiding something. I want to stay away as far as possible. He has suspicious plans.
Poka, please don’t bring Billy to the Philippines, I don’t want him here. Export him back to Lithuania, please (lighthearted).
What prejudice is this about Billy not wanting to live in the Philippines? 🙄
Two more babies have hit the Le family. Meet Asier — a Dollex baby (Realex is the father!) — made by @filefodder and Rhubarb Algebra Class — a Davelex baby (Faklex is the mother…) — by @floororangejuice :^)
We (i.e. 🌽🍞/🍊🧃/📁🌊) decided that all these babies are part of an AU called the “El Gato AU” (Also occassionally reffered to as “Alexlings/Billylings AU,” name is still pending).
【Symbol Guide】
🌷 Alex
📓 Dolly
♿️ Dave
🍕 Tristan
🧤 Billy
I would like to introduce you all to El Le, the mpreg egg child of Billy and Alex. I named him that because Alex’s nickname in GD is “El Gato,” then I just took the “Le” surname from Billy’s family.
He is a dosgusting criftter I hate dhim he is so ugldy, he is an accident, he is a mistake. Goodbye, son. Oh also, here’s another idea I proposed but I was rejected by Holly.
Orange, I could draw them doing more than just touching tips…
⚠️ suggestive
sorry for not posting in days here have this shitty ms paint sex joke drawing
Does your Billy own a hotel? In the original game it’s implied that Billy (COULD) have three jobs: Hotelier, Teacher, Mechanic. The hotel he owns is called the “Billy Hotel,” in BB:11YL the hotel becomes the “Well-Made House.”
WHAT!?!, my god I can't believe it
Pondering a oneshot in my brain where Billy blows a cavity in Faklex’s chest via shotgun.
I’m not sure what the full plot is, but this here’s a rough thumbnailing of how that specific scene would play out. Billy standing in the doorway, no sweat running down his metal skin but all the fear visible in his glass eyes. But it pales in comparison when he sees that exact same distressed look on his son’s face. A demon lives amidst us, and it was way too close to too late.
Happy Halloween, guys.
Haters hate to see a guy owning a hotel.
《Funfact: Billy is implied to have three jobs in BBEG: hotelier, mechanic, teacher》 Billy is single father working three jobs, what a wonderful world he is living in (sarcastic).
To this day I still can't believe that Billy has a supposed hotel, he could have anything, but a hotel, Fuck you Billy's Hotel 🖕🏿
New relationship chart, chat.
“It’s not that hard,” Joe said, “Just talk to him, you’ll get along you’re both smart,” he said. “It’ll be funny,” he said. Baldina doesn’t believe him so Joe decides to strike up conversation with Billy just to show her how easy it is to talk to people if you put up an entertaining front. Little did both of them know, it would be way too easy for Joe… More than Joe was socially prepared for. Baldi isn’t getting involved in any interpersonal drama, Mrs. Pomp is there for moral support. She’s the only one with common sense, I think. She loses her temper at both of them, but it’s because she care for both of their well-being. Everytime any one of them do something stupid, another curl gets straightened.
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THE VIRUSSS IN MY BRAIINNN
Remember when Billy maxxed out his credit card, I remmeber that, I was there when it happened, I watched him max that thing on gambling machines. We watched the white ball go spinny spin.
Like, seeiously, I don’t get it. First of all, it’s NISSAN. Second of all, it’s A CAR. Just ride a bike, you live in Lithuania, don’t worry about the ice, that’s normal. Slip an dfall on ice with your bike wheels, that’s a Baltic spirit (I’m lying, it’s not icy in Lithuania right now :^( in fact it is quite hot).
Remember when Billy maxxed out his credit card, I remmeber that, I was there when it happened, I watched him max that thing on gambling machines. We watched the white ball go spinny spin.
Going through that phase of post-vent where it’s “My feelings must be profitable to be worth keeping 🥱”
Shy John constantly having to push away any of Billy’s advances, even if he knows that they both reciprocate, because he knows that Billy isn’t in a right state of mind to handle love. Billy knowing this aswell, and yet he still continues with his self-destructive personality because he can’t find any other high to replace it.
Bid him farewell at the doorway once again, poor shy fellow. There he goes again, leaving with another naive muse. Stand there by the doorway, knowing that neither of them will ever know true love, because your beloved refuses to change. Stand there, knowing that when he comes home again, and it will be your arms not her’s that he will look for. You will accept him again, and again, but then you will be the one who has to lay him down to lie alone with his thoughts because you cannot change him. His fault is his person, not your care.
You are too kind to your beloved, but what else can you do? Kindness is the only thing that will stop him from snuffing out his own lights. Stand there knowing that he will rot in his own loneliness, and you will watch because you cannot change anything, only offer kindness. He is a loner with many friends, but you are his best. So why can’t you change anything? Why do you only offer kindness… Why can’t you save him…
Billy is technically a househusband because his hotel is connected to his house, so he lives in his house like… Almost everyday. Billy is my favourite non-tradwaifu.
I’m almosy done drawinh the 7 page OWM Beershine comic. The final panel is a drawing of Billy, I’m going to put so much cunt and care into this one panel…