Breakfast Of Champions - Tumblr Posts

If you drink a can of the special edition fall cranberry Canada dry ginger ale immediately after eating about half a pint of Ben& Jerry's peanut butter half baked it tastes exactly like you're drinking a beer.

Just for the sake of transparency, I'm making this post at 10:30 a.m. and yes, the ice cream was a little breakfast treat. It was a reward for putting in my contacts which I hate doing.

Did shit look 👀 right my g. Yes indeed.

breakfast and the fellowship of the ring 🍂🦢

My breakfast in bed this morning because this is all I can stomach for an actual meal.

~Tried drinking a glass of water, but aversion made me dump the 2nd half out.

~Ate two slices from the apple my son is having with his breakfast

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