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Dick: Hey guys what’s up?
Damian: Silence! this is a debate I intend to win.
Dick: huh?
Jason *eating popcorn* : You’re gonna wanna see this
Tim: BY FAR IT IS ONLY LOGICAL TO ASSUME-
Steph: LOGIC HAS NO PART YOU’RE JUST BIASED
Jason: They’re fighting over who was the loosest cannon Robin which caused the most chaos
Dick:
Dick *reaches for popcorn*
Jason *slaps his hand* : Nuh-uh Goldie only the one with the title of MOST CHAOTIC ROBIN gets to eat popcorn
Tim: YOU ARE A LITERAL ASSASSIN WHOS TRIED TO MURDER SEVERAL PEOPLE
Damian: REMIND ME OF YOUR BODYCOUNT?!
Dick: what now-
Drake: THAT WAS BARELY ANY AS ROBIN
Steph: Dudes I was literally Robin to piss off my dad and became friends with poison ivy and Harley
Jason: You’re all just competing for second place
Dick: .. wait what about me?
Everyone *stops and stares*
Damian: Nightwing, this is serious
Tim: Yeah dude I remember your reputation as Robin and you haven’t changed
Batman: .. are you all done with the bust?
Steph: BATSY! Just who we want to see! So.. tell us, who was the most chaotic robin ever
Batman *without hesitation* : Nightwing
Penguin *tied up after the bust* : Yeah it was blue
Damian:
Tim:
Steph:
Jason:
Dick *steals popcorn* : Y’all better start putting respect on my damn name
Bakugo, to Kaminari : My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Kaminari , motioning to themself and Sero: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Booktok I hate you sometimes!!!!! They are mischaraterizing Sylus!
I swear they just only saw the trailer for Sylus and just belive he is already this dark romance main lead!
THIS!!! THIS RIGHT HERE!!
I get so frustrated whenever i see people try to make Sylus this entire Zade Meadows bestie WHEN SYLUS WOULD LITERALLY N E V E R SET A FOOT ON THE SAME PLANET AS THAT ABOMINATION OF A MAN!
Love and Deepspace literally gives you Love Interests that are GREEN FLAGS ALL THE WAY, just cause you saw a 28 year old white hair and red eyed mafia boss who gets heated with you (at the start) DOES NOT make him a red flag OR a dark romance male lead!
Sylus is literally for the girlies who like villains or men with power and I LOVE MEN WITH POWER, I ALSO LOVE MEN THAT ARE MATURE, KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE THINGS FINANCIALLY AND IS EXCELLENT AT THEIR JOB AND THAT IS SYLUS (and Zayne ofc).
Sylus will never be the type of character to me that would do shit like exhibitionism or extreme bdsm. he's spicy, yes, but he has a limit and IF YOU THINK IM VANILLA FOR THIS IM SORRY BUT THAT IS HIS LITERAL CHARACTER AND I WONT CHANGE MY MIND AB IT.
Respectfully, booktok. KEEP SYLUS AWAY FROM YOUR SICK FANTASIES BECAUSE HE IS WAY MORE THAN A STALKER, R*PIST AND MURDERER!! 😭😭😭