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listen if you look at me slightly more than one normally would or laugh a LITTLE too hard at some of my jokes. you have a crush on me. I don’t make the rules.
Kakashi, after 2 days of no sleeping: Did you know that dolphins can sometimes rape people?
Gai, really concerned at this point: please just go to sleep
I have reminded you
Introducing someone to caf for the first time is always a nerve-wracking experience.
For one, you need to make sure that they aren't allergic. It won't do to accidentally murder someone.
And then, when you actually give them the cup, you need to make sure it's loaded with whatever you think will suit their tastes best.
Obi-Wan, only five months into raising Anakin, found himself preparing a cup of caf for the boy to try. There were many reasons behind giving a hyperactive 9-year-old Human a cup of caf.
One was that he was tired a lot, still on the path to adjusting to a Coruscanti Human's sleep schedule. He had insisted on doing so, as it was the same schedule Obi-Wan used.
A second reason was that Bant suggested trying it, as he might have Dopamine Attention Variability Executive-Dysfunction and caffeine tends to help Humans combat that.
The third reason is that Obi-Wan downs caf every morning and Anakin wants to try it, too.
So he prepares two cups in the morning and pours a copious amount of sugar into both. Anakin smiles broadly as he accepts the cup, drinking deeply from the cup. Obi-Wan smiles as he watches the boy drain the entire thing in one go, smacking his lips in the same way Vos does.
Then he takes a sip of his own.
He holds it in, trying to keep smiling.
How did he pretend so well? It's black caf loaded with salt!
/ / /
It doesn't come up again. Anakin starts preparing his own caf eventually, and Obi-Wan is so busy he doesn't pay attention to what goes in it.
That is, until his commander comes up with a haunted look in his eyes.
"Kote? What is it?"
"...Your ad just poured salt in his caf. A lot. And downed."
Obi-Wan frowns. He really hopes this isn't what he thinks.
/ / /
It happens again the next morning, this time with the Master accompanying the Padawan.
"Anakin, that's-" He's too late, as the salt is poured in and the very tired Anakin moves to drink some. Upon feeling Obi-Wan's eyes, he doesn't chug it, just sips.
"I wish you would just admit when you've made a mistake."
"I prefer it with salt."
"Why?"
"Well, in addition to salt being vital on Tatooine, you made it with salt the first time, so I prefer that."
/ / /
"Skywalker here."
"WHAT THE KARK DID YOU DO TO MY GENERAL‽"
"In my defense-"
"HE IS SOBBING ON MY SHOULDER!"
"... then just ask him out, tuck him into bed, kiss his forehead, and finish some paperwork. He could use the sleep."
Click.
I'm really bad at complimenting people but complimenting hair is really easy
GIRL IN WHITE DRAWING ON MY PHONE 🤯🤯🤯
Can’t believe I did this wtf
