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Finally finished the first part of gai’s 8 gates coma and how kakashi dealt with it rewrite people have been requesting. [tw blood, injury, coma, death discussions, grief]
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Ding dong, here’s the final chapter! I have an epilogue in mind so that may come later, but for now, Thanks so so much for the response to this series and Enjoy!
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Wahoo here's confession part 2! So grateful for the response to the first part thanks so much :3 Enjoy!
Part 1
Kks: Yo, wobbleknees Gai: Very funy Kks: Here, let me see
Gai: Since when can you-? Kks: Sakura was excited to show me. I can only manage scrapes, so don't trip and get impaled anytime soon
Gai: Kakashi Kks: Yeah? Gai: Were you...
Gai: Being serious before? Because regardless of reciprocation, I hold the deepest affection and care possible for you very much. As a rival, friend, but also in that way as well. Just to be clear. Kks: It wasn't a joke
Kks: I'm sorry. I didnt plan on doing that but...What's the point of denying it now if you're staying anyways. I'm attracted to you, Gai. You're really the only person I can see myself trusting with that. I've regretted so much lately. I failed my team so miserably they fell apart. I wish I could have that time together back. I already regret wasting so much time avoiding you in the past. So, yeah... I know I'm a pain to deal with, but... If you want that too, th-
Gai: Every single second we've spent together I truly cherish. To have this honor of being entrusted with your heart...
Gai: I always want to be by your side, Kakashi, My man of destiny Kks: How can you say shit like that so easily?
[kks' stomach gurgles] [gai chuckles] Kks: Sorry to ruin the emotional moment. Little nerve wracking [Gai laughs]
Gai: I'll Let that go, but... May I take you on a date? Kks: ok. Gai: Really? Kks: I'm off for a few days, so why not? You'll make it interesting Gai: Excellent!
Gai: I FEEL REJUVENATED THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH’S FIREY PASSION FLOWING THROUGH ME
Gai: Oo!! Nearly forgot. Rival, May I kiss you? Kks: Long as your kids don't pop out, go for it Gai: Are you ok? Why are you sweaty? Kks: Whatever. just get on with it
Gai: Yosh! Turn your brain off for a moment, rival
Gai: SO-! Tomorrow then! Kks: Mhm
Gai: Night, 'Kashi! I could run 100 laps right now! Kks: Gai, your lip is bleeding Gai: HAHA! Always looking out for me!! That's my kakas-OOF![Gai falls] I'm ok! [gai's footfalls exit]
[kks chuckling] Kks: URK! [strained] stomachache. [happy hum] What the fuck have I done, mr turtle.
I'd gotten a few requests for anbu era kakashi and gai, and need this specific scene for another comic, so here we go. Kakashi's about 17/18 Gai 18/19 here and not romantically involved/together yet
tw: blood, injury, suicidal thoughts kks has a breakdown p much
[gai snoring][knocking][pounding on door] Gai: Coming! Genma, I swear to-
Gai: Kakashi
[clatter]
Gai: 'Kashi, the blood in your mouth- KKs: NO!! No hospital, it's not my blood! Please, gai- Just go. Don't look at me
Kks: Why-?
Kks: Do you get off to seeing me this pathetic or are you just a fucking idiot! I do everything I can to get you to stay the fuck away from me! So why else-? I don't understand. Why do you even like me?
Kks: I don't know where else to go. I don't wanna end up like my dad, Gai. I'm so scared. What else am i good for Gai: Kakashi. Kks: I just wanna die. I just wanna die. [WAILING]
[There's lots I like about you, rival. How you love romance novels. Your distaste for sweets and fried things, so you always give them to me. Your stubborn competitiveness no matter how ridiculous the challenge is.]
[How fiercely protective you are for your friends and comrades even if they aren't grateful for it.]
[gai snoring]
[gai snoring] Gai: Sushi eating contest later? [kks flinches] Kks: Ok. Gai: Yes! see ya
Kks: See you.
[Because you're kakashi. Not Hound, The legendary copy nin, Prodigy, Genius,
[Or white Fang's son. I've always just seen kakashi]
[push] Hurry it up, I'm hungry. Gai: Trying to make me bite off my tongue, so I cant compete, hah?? Kks: Not at all what I was doing but ok Gai: Well- Let me tell- [And I think kakashi's pretty great]
Please make Gai’s tits bigger <3 as a treat (for kakashi)
We need kurenai for this emergency
Kurenai: Why do you always look better in my clothes Gai: That attitude is why! We're both stunning! Kks: Obscene!
First post
Picture of me taken by a friend on vacation.
114kg in a slightly smaller 2xl
Kakashi, after 2 days of no sleeping: Did you know that dolphins can sometimes rape people?
Gai, really concerned at this point: please just go to sleep
Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7
Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird
Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6
Masterlist and rules
This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part
Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop
Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)
Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this
Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*
Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.
Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat
Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.
Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute
*30 seconds later*
Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?
Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions
Itachi: Nah, I'm good.
Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both
Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.
(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)
Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again
(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)
Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?
Tenten: keep those demons away from me
(No, I don't like ducks)
Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now
Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down
Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home
X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards
Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex
Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything
Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?
Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit
Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?
Garaa: dunno, why you asking?
Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason
(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)
Naruto characters x things I said pt. 7
Warnings: some swear words, mention of crying, I guess some of this could be interpreted in a bad way, but I swear I am mentally stable I'm just weird
Part 1 - part 2 - part 3 - part 4 - part 5 - part 6
Masterlist and rules
This actually seems pretty therapeutic to do, so here a seventh part
Naruto, crying over his paperwork: stop. Please stop bringing this. I just want to go home. I just want this to stop
Kakashi: I should teach you this, but I don't want to, so we're just gonna chill (this was actually my teacher, not me smh)
Sakura: why do you have such large clothes? You seem skinnier than this
Hinata: *waves hands to show she has boobs*
Lee, bouncing on his seat: I'm exited. I don't know why I'm exited, but I am.
Neji, waving the cat in the air: stinky cat
Shisui: I want a crow, then I'll name it after the first person it remind me of.
Itachi, crying: I'm fine, just give me a minute
*30 seconds later*
Itachi, looking perfectly normal: Ok, what were we saying?
Shisui, horrified: that you should show more your emotions
Itachi: Nah, I'm good.
Shikamaru: If I do this I won't need to get up again. But am I willing to do that now? I still need to set the alarm, so I should probably get up and do both
Shikamaru, in his bed after he set the alarm: Fuck I forgot to do that, now I have to get up again.
(I know some of you said the same thing one way or another. We all lazy)
Gaara: bottle up my emotions was probably the wrong choice. But I'd do it again
(For my italian people... Me ne pento? Si. Lo rifarei? Probabile. Conoscete benissimo questa meme e mi viene in mente ogni volta che ripenso a ciò che ho detto)
Gai: How can you be scared of this little, sweet ducks?
Tenten: keep those demons away from me
(No, I don't like ducks)
Shino, after being forgotten again: Don't worry, I'm used to the pain by now
Deidara, to his friend: ehy, if you want we can go to your teacher's house and burn it down
Konan, entering an akatsuki base: I haven't even stepped in and I already want to go home
X: Why do you want to be perceived like wonder woman? There's no need for you to have such high standards
Sasuke: glad you asked, it's called inferiority complex
Sasori: wish I could be a puppet. They don't have emotions. They don't have to care about anything
Temari: this hairstyle is really masculine, but do I like jt? Do I hate it? Does it suit me? What was I thinking before?
Kiba, searching for Akamaru: where are you? I want cuddles you little shit
Kankuro: Ehy, do you think someone could die from drinking water?
Garaa: dunno, why you asking?
Kankuro on his 4th litre of water of the day: No reason
(Yes, if you drink too much water in a really short time you could die and the adviced amount of water is from 1,5L to 2L)
Little Gai and little Kakashi
Person 1: Person 2 told me Santa wasn’t real. Well joke’s on him because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s here?
Hi Shitti, I give you my hc that after the war, Kakashi has to wear that pink horrible square bands with hearts on it, like the ones doctors make you wear when your eye gets lazy (idk if that's the right word, english is my second language, but when you use one eye more than other, then the most used one becomes faster. Doctors make you wear bands over it so you use the other eye and get well) Sakura is satisfied and Naruto laughs so much (cue Gai yelling SO YOUTHFUL MY RIVAL at the background)
ah yes another opportunity to draw ponytail sakura