Christofern Garmadon - Tumblr Posts

Thats fair, I was thinking about season 16 garmadon, that wants to be good and happy. Like coming to the realization that you killed your mom would be so horrible. Not to mention the countless others he's killed. The guilt he would go through later would be so bad

So related to @legogeek33 's Oni theory about the types of Oni (Vengeance, Hatred, Deception) and the circulating theory that Mistaké is Garm and Wu's mom

The Oni form markings

The way the markings on their foreheads connect to the eyebrows and swirl in the same directions...

At first I thought they were generic Oni markings, but the only Oni-related thing that has that same swirl is the Mask of Deception

Hmm

Ha

Um

You know that's gonna lower your credit score? By a lot?

Maybe the gang would just accept that and start getting advice from him?

Garmadon: if you take out a loan that big to buy a new motorcycle, the interest amounts to paying the minimum payments for at least 10 years.

I think it’d be funny that when Harumi tries to re-summon Garmadon that she accidentally just ends up summoning Regular Sensei Garmadon TM

Harumi: … and then we can destroy your son!

Sensei Garmadon: oh ya that sounds great but can you give me one sec

Sensei Garmadon furiously dialing 9-1-1: hi hello please help I’m on park avenue on the corner of-

Bonus: Garmadon trying to blend in with the motorcycle gang but his dad senses keep giving him away

Garmadon: yea I hate that luh-loid guy but *leans forward* have you guys ever thought of unionizing because you’ve got a good thing going here and-

Garmadon: yea I’m totally down to destroy ninjago because who hasn’t! But uh have you guys thought of health benefits? At all?

This also implies that Lou is Lloyd's great grandfather, and Wu and Garmadon's grandfather.

Now I'm picturing Lou calling and Cole just turns the phone over to Lloyd or Wu.

Wait a minute. Hang on. We all make jokes about Cole being Wu's dad and using dad privileges against Wu long after the baby arc, right? BUT. There is SO much untapped potential in Cole extending this even further by concluding that if he's Wu's dad, then naturally this means he's Lloyd's grandpa.

YO WAIT

IF NINJAGO IS GOING BACK TO LONGER EPISODES AGAIN, DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET THE “Previously on Ninjago” BACK TOO?!

A scene from the inside of a random apartment and Lloyd's just washing the window, and the garmadon walks in and doesn't even look out the window. And Lloyd just stops and stares with all of the emotions on his face. And garmadon just waters christofern and walks out again.

Can you IMAGINE if Lloyd realized he was washing Vinny's windows in Farewell the Sea upon visiting his apartment in Christofern, then realized how close to Garmadon he was

Look, all I'm saying is it would've been hilarious to see Lloyd go "WAIT I WASHED YOUR WINDOWS????"

*sips chocolate milk in a wine glass*

So in a sense, Wu has been to blame for all of it...