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Brad text the photo of him in full costume over to his agent. Was the wardrobe 20th century ironic overkill or post-post-post modern Madonna blatancy?!
For Brad to really WERQ this Dollar Store photo shoot, he needed to know the backstory behind the costume and it’s designer, as well a passable fabricated construct of the social media campaign.
Who was the creator? What drove he/her/them? Influenced he/her/them? Inspired he/her/them? Made he/her/them who they are?
After wondering briefly if he left out too many pronouns, Brad then text the words “storytelling” “impact” and “authenticity” exactly five seconds apart. While he found intention rarely mattered in life, he knew buzz words always got you places.
Sooooo… Where was that exactly?
Brad would learn from AI that afternoon it was a public pool in the Valley about 20 min from Kim K's mansion in regular heavy traffic.
Five minutes later, his agent would call to commend him for 'the richness in texture of his texts.' Apparently, contrast was everything when it came to... well, everything.
Wowsers! Being all over the place was finally paying off.
Brad would gleefully repeat the phrase ‘texture of texts’ until just before dinner when his boyfriend Chris told him to ‘cut it out’ Full House style. Brad had just enough time to research the gesture on the internet before sitting down but couldn't decipher if it was offensive until he pushed his kale salad around the plate long enough to feel full himself. Then it just clicked.
son I'm getting so pissed off by the fake texts that include some random picture of a BTS lookalike and a girl with either white skin, blonde hair, or long hair. can you not??? My brown, short, black hair bitch ass is getting tired of this.
“BTS members are under great mental and physical stress due to some fans’ lack of discretion” THIS IS WHAT REALLY GOT ME HEATED Y'ALL NEED TO STOP AND REALIZE THAT YALLS ACTIONS ARE REALLY AFFECTING THEM BADLY🗣 LEAVE THEM ALONE AND LET THEM HAVE PRIVACY 🗣🗣🗣
DON'T YOU DARE JINXED THIS MAN
lmao guys what if the gorosei will actually win this fight against the sh and giants alliance thing, and capture luffy to clone him. What we saw in Shirley's vision was not luffy but a clone the government made to tarnish his reputation forever and make him destroy the very place he promised to protect. His own yonko territory.
I am once again asking Joe Keery to cut that shit out. Please. I have not known peace since I saw his silly little face. I love him. I hate him. I want to eat him.