Daniel Sousa - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Jarvis: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.
Peggy: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Daniel isn’t.
Daniel: Peggy and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Jarvis: *sighing* What did Peggy do?
Daniel: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and…
Peggy: Who wants a steering wheel?
Colonel Phillips, about Steve: This is Reginald, he’s a purebred doberman haversham, he cost $6000, and we were on a waiting list for 2 years to get him.
Peggy, about Daniel and Jack: These are my babies, Chonko and Fuckass, I found them in a dumpster and I love them more than life itself.
Peggy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Daniel: Wasn’t Jarvis with you?
Jarvis: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Daniel: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Peggy: That’s why I carry two swords.
Peggy: You love me, right, Daniel?
Daniel: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
Peggy: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Daniel: Thank you.
Peggy: I didn’t say that was a good thing.
Daniel: What I’m hearing is, you think I’m funny.
Peggy: This is a mistake.
Daniel, enthusiastically: A mistake we’re going to laugh about one day!
Peggy: But not today.
Daniel, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today’s going to be a mess.
Daniel: So what’s for dinner?
Peggy, looking at the food she tried to make and burned: Regret.
Peggy: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Daniel: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Peggy: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically a god.
Daniel: This is such a bad idea.
Peggy: Then why are you coming along?
Daniel: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
I love Daisy and Sousa!!! What a cute couple!!!
Imagine that. The man out of time and Quake. Just like a damn comic book.
(Philinda version | insp.)
Istg, that man put Peggy on a plane to make peggysous happen.
Sousa and Peggy: *exist in the same room, and look at eachother for 0.000001 sec
Thompson: *plays Can you feel the love tonight on a kazoo
The entire season 2 is proof of this fact.
Jack Thompson is the biggest Peggy/Sousa shipper to ever walk on earth i hAVE PROOF-
This is canon, this literally happened in canon.
Daniel: I have been dropping her the most obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Peggy: Wow. She sounds stupid.
Daniel: But she’s not. She’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Peggy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Daniel: I guess you’re right. Hey Peggy, I love you.
Peggy: See! Just say that!
Daniel: Holy fucking shit.
Peggy: If that flies over her head then, sorry Daniel, but she’s too dumb for you.
Daniel: Peggy.
Peggy: where’s Jack?
Daniel: i got you
Daniel: DANIEL SOUSA IS A TERRIBLE AGENT
Jack: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY MAN?!
Daniel: found him
Peggy: ……i guess that works
protective jarvis is so scary yet amazing at the same time
Slightly off topic with daisy but they r just sooooo cute 🥰
Anyways
Enjoy 😊