Istg, That Man Put Peggy On A Plane To Make Peggysous Happen.

Istg, that man put Peggy on a plane to make peggysous happen.

Sousa and Peggy: *exist in the same room, and look at eachother for 0.000001 sec

Thompson: *plays Can you feel the love tonight on a kazoo

I know right??? Like there's a whole series on ace Peter and/or Tony on AO3 and I read it all in one go because I was so happy to find those absolute gems

Why is the whole irondad fandom full of a-specs??

Like there's so many aces?? We all just came together for the found family trope??

ME TOO! I legit gasped so hard when they showed Williams dead body

WAIT NO, I was rooting for Sarah and William. 

SCREAMING CRYING LAUGHING

it’s nov 5 and new johnlock just dropped babes

Peter: Jokes on you Mr.Stark, Flour isn't even a spice!

Harley: So you're dumb AND boring!

Tony: I'M BORING!? I am genious billionare playboy philanthropist! I am NOT boring!

Harley: Then let us work on the iron man suit!

Tony: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

Peter: SEE!? BORING!

Tony: Oh please! If you were a spice you'd be flour!

Me: Omg, this is such a great idea. Please let me write this.

My 8 drafts that have been collecting dust for a month:.....

(srsly though, can I write this? Might take some time but I would love to.)

Has anyone made a god au for the mcu?

Like, the gods are amongst us mortals, and they’ve got like followers/worshipers and stuff, and they can like access the information of their followers because they’re gods duh

I should probably specify that I’m talking about an irondad fic. I want this as an irondad fic

The great Tony Stark, god of technology, inventor and innovator, creator of things to further humanity along, with as many followers as people have phones, tvs, radios, and cars. His followers buy exclusively his tech, and the richer ones donate money to speed up his research

Hawkeye, god of archery, whose majority of followers come and go with time, but a select few stick around, devoting their life to the art of the bow & arrow

Vision, god of the internet (whose father is the god of technology, obviously), who gains power every moment someone uses the internet, and IS the robot tracking your info to give you some Useful ads, whose followers meme in his name

Bruce Banner, the god of sciences (he has SEVEN PHDS MAN), who learns all he can and shares it all with the scientific community, whose other form, Hulk, may or may not be a god in and of himself, whose followers all devote their lives to research, some on his second form specifically

Of course there’s Thor, god of thunder, and Loki, god of mischief…

But then there’s just. Peter Parker, god of spiders.

Of course, not very many people like spiders, and those who do probably don’t like them enough to devote any time to the god of them… unless they’re trying to form some weird cult or something. And there’s probably a major population of people that aren’t even aware that ‘god of spiders’ is even a thing? Like there’s probably a Wikipedia page or something that lists every god, but I doubt anyone would pay too much attention to a god of spiders.

Like maybe some people do worship him but it’s probably really weird and he’d be like ‘umm I appreciate that you’re following me, but I would prefer that you don’t sacrifice anyone to me?? Because one that’s illegal and I enjoy following laws and two,,, it kinda makes me uncomfortable so please stop’

So just imagine like. Pete having a rough day getting bullied by Flash about being the god of such a ‘creepy’ thing, when suddenly, a shout from an alleyway! He hurries to investigate and someone’s getting mugged! He webs up the threat and the person he saved is just like ‘thank you!! Who are you?’ and he just panics and says ‘uhhhh I’m spider-man’ and the rest is history :)

But then people start getting interested in Spider-Man so they google ‘is there a spider god’ and then they go harass Peter like ‘hey you’re the god of spiders, so who’s spider-man? You had to have blessed him right’ and like what does he say to that???

And imagine Tony seeing this and being like ‘hey I actually wanted to know who spider-man was too but maybe don’t harass a minor?? Like yeah he’s a god but he’s also a child’ and. Omg I need to ✨stop✨ before I ✨break✨