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I couldn't stop laughing for almost 4days

You did it. You basically summed up two and a half seasons with just three sentences.
Trying to explain parents in Yu-Gi-Oh! like...
This is the protagonist, Yugi.

His Dad is always out on business and is never home. This is his mother.

She showed up in a total of one episode and doesn’t seem to have much involvement in his life aside from proving Yugi wasn’t formed in a test tube somewhere.
Yugi is really raised by his Grandpa, Sugoroku.

He used to be an avid gambler in his wilder days (but he won all the time, so everyone treats it as a healthy hobby). He seems to have a liberal policy regarding child rearing, so that’s why Yugi can go on adventures with no real consequence to his home life. Why so many adventures? Well, it’s because he’s inhabited by a Pharaoh.

This is Atem. You get to see him as a baby in the show, but his mother is not shown, so we just assume his father had relations with the hedgehog-headed goddess of fertility off screen. This is his dad, Pharaoh Akhenamkhanen.

He left Atem a legacy and gave him some kingly advice before his passing, but he also (unknowingly) gave the order to massacre an entire village in order to create magical jewelry. This massacre was initiated and led by his brother, Priest Akhenaden.

He is the father of this guy, Priest Set.

Akhenaden took control of his son’s mind and forsook his own humanity to serve Egyptian Cthulhu.

Oh, and that entire massacre I mentioned earlier? It led to the creation of this guy.

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