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do you have a comfort video essay youtuber or are you neurotypical
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No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."
what are the chances that defunctland drops a surprise video giving us a grand tour and the exhaustive history of the smouldering radioactive wastesite that was James Somerton’s internet presence
No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."
It doesn’t help that the voices of Wiggles in the segments were “Alvin and the chipmunks”-afied, while also being a strange proto-dubstep remix and frantic nature of the puppeteers, the Can you (Point your fingers and do the twist) one ESPECIALLY-
Jeff’s was always the most uncanny for his lack of eyebrows for some reason [It’s ALWAYS my favorites 😔]
People watching the latest Defunctland video on the Wiggles and being horrified at the mascot costumes never had to live through the horror of the wiggles puppets from the late 90s:
He actually did promise a roller coster (and free frozen yogurt stands) to his workforce by the end of 2017. He was hoping to prevent unionization. I wish I was making that up.
as a treat for the defunctland guy we should all try to convince elon musk that he would be so so so good at designing roller coasters
Most Youtubers: Sorry, I don't know how to pronounce this, but I did a lot of research, uh *reads a Wikipedia page verbatim*
Defunctland Guy: The story of the Heathcliff Gravy Boats Ride at Ohio Wonderland began on May 23rd, 1618, with the defenestration of Prague -
Getting tickled on the back of my neck during Stitch’s Great Escape was the last time I felt something
new defunctland video once again makes me appreciate the everyday amateur internet archivist. i love you people who make comprehensive lists of fonts used in popular media. i love you people who upload ten second videos of commercials from 2002. people who have episodes from shows i saw as a kid that i don’t even remember the names of anymore. people who record livestreams. people who record small concerts. little moments in history that’ll be important to somebody 20 years later. i love u