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People saying that "playing dnd doesnt have to cost anything" and "it can be fun even without all the books and expensive maps and minis" may be right but have you seen some of the dice out there????? Fucking beautiful

Preping a dnd game would not be so hard if people would stop saying that "your players need a story and world to interact with" and "random fackts you came up with in the shower is not world building" or "stop planing npcs that you will never get to use. You have game night in three days and still need to right down the stat block for the main fight of the session"

Schould I be preping my next session??

Yes

Is drawing a comic about the game more fun??

Maby

Sometimes DnD is about giving your friends criptic messages in a language they cant read

Session Update: one of my players realized they forgot to level up last time while one of them is activly falling down a hole.

So its going great :)

They killed the spider and then jumped into the next big hole they could find. They fell for like 100 meters and yet only 12 fall damage were taken

What is wrong with them

So aparently my mom had a crush on Will Wheaton when she was junger and befor i could proces that the guy i know because he can't roll above a 3 in DnD was in Star Trek. She showed us a foto of him in the show and said befor i could even open my mouth "people who aren't atracted to guys can not judge me on this!"

Like .... I fell so seen and exepted yet so confused and shoked

Our monk and his MANY weapons

DnD Convo from Yesterday-

Wizard: Why do you hate gnomes so much?

Fighter: Yeah, why so gnomophobic?

Druid: They're short.

Sorcerer: I'M short.

Druid: Well, you're fine.

Fighter: She just doesn't support your lifestyle.

DM (me): You can be short, just keep it away from the kids.

Wizard: Don't shove it down all our throats.