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1 year ago

DnD Convo from Yesterday-

Wizard: Why do you hate gnomes so much?

Fighter: Yeah, why so gnomophobic?

Druid: They're short.

Sorcerer: I'M short.

Druid: Well, you're fine.

Fighter: She just doesn't support your lifestyle.

DM (me): You can be short, just keep it away from the kids.

Wizard: Don't shove it down all our throats.


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10 months ago

People: How can a character exist with high INT and low WIS?

Me: This is my life, welcome.


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