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2 years ago
Today I had an epiphany: Hannibal must mince drivers with road rage.
Like imagine this man cruising on the highway, jamming out to Bach’s Goldberg Variations, having a grand old time as Hannibal is bound to do and then some truck decides to drive up his ass.
Rude doesn’t even begin to describe it when the trucker flips Hannibal the bird. You can bet that license plate is already committed to memory. Soon thereafter, the truck driver’s name will be catalogued within Hannibal’s rolodex, alongside the business cards of pigs to be served…
The driver would make a splendid sorbet.
Not to mention, the dog in the truck driver’s passenger seat, would make an excellent contribution to Will’s pack of furry friends.
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