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8 months ago

Unreliable narrator except they’re not unreliable they’re straight up lying about everything and the other narrator has to keep correcting them.

Narrator 1: I’m telling you, they’re alive. It was just a little burn.

Narrator 2: They are not, in fact, alive. They jumped into an erupting volcano.


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7 months ago

I NEED to learn to THINK before I speak smh


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7 months ago

The dumbest things make me feel like I'm an adult... And then I remember I am an adult...

(like I actually use up pens now?? Mainly cause I use one until it's gone and don't just use random ones like I did when I was a kid, but still. As a kid I seriously was starting to think pens never run out of ink... Now I have to keep buying refills 🥲)


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