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I made an evil vanilla wizard
UNETHICAL SPELLS IN MY SPELL LIST:
POVERTY
SKRINK SKULL
GENESÖN
ARCHMAGE STEVE’S APPENDIX BURSTER
GORT RAY
RECALL EMBARRASSING MEMORY RAY
EXPLOSIVE FINGERNAILS
DAMNATION TO HELL
1000 YEARS OF CUSTOMER SEVICE
SUMMON TOD
I CASTED SPELL ON IT
DISPELLED.
AND AS A COUNTER I CAST “1000 YEARS CUSTOMER SERVICE”
MIKU MIKU BEAMMMMー💘
I HAVE DECIDED TO EXPAND MY LIST OF SPELLS WITH THE FOLLOWING:
1) SEARING SKELETON (AS PER SUGGESTED)
2) SHUFFLE SKELETAL STRUCTURE
3) CONCENTRATED LEMON JUICE BLAST (ONLY EFFECTIVE ON WOUNDED FOES)
4) REMOVE SKIN
5) SPONTANEOUS HEAT STROKE
6) EXPLODE ORGANS
7) LIQUIFY MUSCLES
8) FLESH-TO-BONE
9) ERASE ABDOMEN
10) COMBUST GRANDMOTHER
UNETHICAL SPELLS IN MY SPELL LIST:
POVERTY
SKRINK SKULL
GENESÖN
ARCHMAGE STEVE’S APPENDIX BURSTER
GORT RAY
RECALL EMBARRASSING MEMORY RAY
EXPLOSIVE FINGERNAILS
DAMNATION TO HELL
1000 YEARS OF CUSTOMER SEVICE
SUMMON TOD
ONE OF MY MANY CRUEL HEXES. I HAVE A TENDENCY TO SET OFF LOOSE HEXES SO THERE IS NO ILL INTENT OTHER THAN MY DESIRE TO SLIGHTLY FUCK SHIT UP FOR MORTALS. NO I WILL NOT REVERT THE HEX.
this coke is fanta
That’s it …
I’m casting combust grandmother on you for forcing me to witness this.
mods, milk this woman
AAAAAAAA
EVIL AND SINISTER BUT NOT LESBIAN, AM U STILL SAFE
u are all so so loved by me
WHAT THE FUCK, I CASTING ERASE ABDOMEN OF OP FUCK YOU
Pulling the cum out of her pussy like Winnie-the-Pooh getting a pawful of honey from the honey tree
I HAVENT FUCKING SLEPT IN YEARS.
oh no, I casted Vai Dormir and cannot stand awake anymore
Curse you, hipnos grimoire.
immatakeanap
EVIL WIZARD HERE, YOUR SHOES ARE NOW ALL LEFT SHOES.
Thinking of phyllodocidae
I CAST DAMNATION TO HELL
"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell
ME PONDERING MY ORB BUT THAT DUMBASS PINK PUFFBALL ATE IT SO NOW I HAVE TO PONDER THAT INSTEAD
I AM NOT A CAT FUCK YOU, I CATS SHRINK SKULL
BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WOULDNT BE CASTING THE SPELL WITH YOU
if i were in the room with you right now and i was casting an evil spell would you let me finish
its ok if u would try to interrupt my incantation, i get it :(
SORRY FLESHLINGS, BUT I HAVE ONE TITHE TO OFFER AND IT CERTAINLY ISNT FOR YOU.
PAY THE BONE TITHE.
PRAISE BE THE LICH KING.
ALL HAIL NAHASH.
What tithes do you come to offer your gods? 😈👿
FUCK YEAH, FELLOW UNETHICAL WIZARD SPOTTED!
I SHOULD ADD 10000 BRICKS TO MY SPELL LIST
is shitty wizard just a shitty person or is he like. also shitty at being a wizard. casting knockoff spells and shit. can't even cast magic missile only has enchanted projectile
this looks like a fella who can cast 10000 bricks
I LACK TASTEBUDS. AND ORGANS. I THINK ITS BEST FOR YOUR FLOORING AND MY BONES CLEANLINESS IF I DONT TAKE THE TEA. THANKS FOR THE OFFER THOUGH.
I AM OFF TO WREAK MORE HAVOC, GOODBYE
I CAST DETONATE BOOKSHELF
I am an eldritch horror, your spells have no effect on me. Besides, I have many magical and otherwise defenses set up anyways so even if it could do anything, it would be stopped
Anyways, would you like some tea? It's a special brew I made myself
FINE.
I CAST TELEPORT LAWN.
I CURSE YOU WITH : BESTOW PRONOUNS! YOU PRONOUNS HAVE BEEN RANDOMIZED
FUCK YOU I CAST 600 KILOGRAM TOENAILS.