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ONE OF MY MANY CRUEL HEXES. I HAVE A TENDENCY TO SET OFF LOOSE HEXES SO THERE IS NO ILL INTENT OTHER THAN MY DESIRE TO SLIGHTLY FUCK SHIT UP FOR MORTALS. NO I WILL NOT REVERT THE HEX.

this coke is fanta

I am going to curse your bloodline for this. A thousand hexes, a million spells. Your ancestors and descendants will know no rest. Even your cousin’s, your sibling’s, your aunts and uncles, everyone related to you in blood and soul will be cursed forevermore. There will be no respite. There will be no mercy. Every misfortune possible will befall you and your kin save for the release of death, in fact you will all live strangely long lives then die in cruel unusual ways. The suffering you have caused me will be reflected on each and every one of your kin a thousand times over for your transgression. Your crimes will never be forgotten, in fact, I will do all I can to remain alive and cause further misfortune and, in the event that I die, I will return from the dead as a spirit to torment your kin. And if the gods will not allow me to return then I shall deal with the devils to do so. Nothing will stop what you deserve. And once you reach the hells your punishment will be to live out every misfortune of your kin forevermore. Your bloodline will continue as long as humanity will last and then some more. You will be the last remnant of humanity and you will feel all of the pain that comes with it. A trillion stubbed toes, a billion twisted genitals. You will witness every horror, every atrocity and the curses will keep the wounds on your mind fresh, never allowing for you to become numb to the pain. I will be merciful to your kin in the fact that they will not be forced into the hells but that is the only mercy I shall show you. You will witness all of the pain that has been prepared for mankind, and then even more. You will know no rest, for there is no rest for those as wicked as yourself. You were granted the ability to speak, to communicate, and you use this to curse my mind with this knowledge, this horrible, horrible knowledge and my mind will be ever changed by this. Your crimes will not be forgotten.

Sorry to be horny on main but I need to motorboat somebody's fat ass.

Shadow houndour

That’s it …

I’m casting combust grandmother on you for forcing me to witness this.

mods, milk this woman

AAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK, I CASTING ERASE ABDOMEN OF OP FUCK YOU

Pulling the cum out of her pussy like Winnie-the-Pooh getting a pawful of honey from the honey tree

I HAVENT FUCKING SLEPT IN YEARS.

oh no, I casted Vai Dormir and cannot stand awake anymore

Curse you, hipnos grimoire.

immatakeanap

EVIL WIZARD HERE, YOUR SHOES ARE NOW ALL LEFT SHOES.

Thinking of phyllodocidae

I CAST DAMNATION TO HELL

"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell

ME PONDERING MY ORB BUT THAT DUMBASS PINK PUFFBALL ATE IT SO NOW I HAVE TO PONDER THAT INSTEAD

I AM NOT A CAT FUCK YOU, I CATS SHRINK SKULL

BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WOULDNT BE CASTING THE SPELL WITH YOU

if i were in the room with you right now and i was casting an evil spell would you let me finish

its ok if u would try to interrupt my incantation, i get it :(

SORRY FLESHLINGS, BUT I HAVE ONE TITHE TO OFFER AND IT CERTAINLY ISNT FOR YOU.

PAY THE BONE TITHE.

PRAISE BE THE LICH KING.

ALL HAIL NAHASH.

What tithes do you come to offer your gods? 😈👿

FUCK YEAH, FELLOW UNETHICAL WIZARD SPOTTED!

I SHOULD ADD 10000 BRICKS TO MY SPELL LIST

is shitty wizard just a shitty person or is he like. also shitty at being a wizard. casting knockoff spells and shit. can't even cast magic missile only has enchanted projectile

this looks like a fella who can cast 10000 bricks

I LACK TASTEBUDS. AND ORGANS. I THINK ITS BEST FOR YOUR FLOORING AND MY BONES CLEANLINESS IF I DONT TAKE THE TEA. THANKS FOR THE OFFER THOUGH.

I AM OFF TO WREAK MORE HAVOC, GOODBYE

I CAST DETONATE BOOKSHELF

I am an eldritch horror, your spells have no effect on me. Besides, I have many magical and otherwise defenses set up anyways so even if it could do anything, it would be stopped

Anyways, would you like some tea? It's a special brew I made myself

FINE.

I CAST TELEPORT LAWN.

I CURSE YOU WITH : BESTOW PRONOUNS! YOU PRONOUNS HAVE BEEN RANDOMIZED

FUCK YOU I CAST 600 KILOGRAM TOENAILS.

All Eyes On Me Spell

(A spell to draw attention to yourself for interviews, performances, meetings, really anything where you need charisma and people's attention)

Components:

One limestone rock

Glitter if wanted

Spell:

Hold limestone in hand and repeat "All Eyes On Me" three times. Use glitter for an extra boost of confidence and charisma. (I use glitter eyeshadow for this part)

I think I love spellcaster characters that crave knowledge so much in games because their chosen from of knowledge is also just super creative and artistic. Like yes girl you go chase your artist dreams you clever little child prodigy. Unfortunately I also enjoy the tragedy of being consumed by what you chase after most so uh, no wholesome healing rp for me no sir.

I have so many Eggshells

It's because eggs are my comfort food😔✋

"🎤Karaoke night with my bestie girl💅🏻"

MURDERFACE THE REASON METALOCALYPSE IS A GOOD SHOW

Like a better version of thunderwave?

Reverse fireball that does 8d6 fire damage to everywhere except a 20ft radius sphere within 150 ft