Unethical Wizardry - Tumblr Posts
I HAVE DECIDED TO EXPAND MY LIST OF SPELLS WITH THE FOLLOWING:
1) SEARING SKELETON (AS PER SUGGESTED)
2) SHUFFLE SKELETAL STRUCTURE
3) CONCENTRATED LEMON JUICE BLAST (ONLY EFFECTIVE ON WOUNDED FOES)
4) REMOVE SKIN
5) SPONTANEOUS HEAT STROKE
6) EXPLODE ORGANS
7) LIQUIFY MUSCLES
8) FLESH-TO-BONE
9) ERASE ABDOMEN
10) COMBUST GRANDMOTHER
UNETHICAL SPELLS IN MY SPELL LIST:
POVERTY
SKRINK SKULL
GENESÖN
ARCHMAGE STEVE’S APPENDIX BURSTER
GORT RAY
RECALL EMBARRASSING MEMORY RAY
EXPLOSIVE FINGERNAILS
DAMNATION TO HELL
1000 YEARS OF CUSTOMER SEVICE
SUMMON TOD
ONE OF MY MANY CRUEL HEXES. I HAVE A TENDENCY TO SET OFF LOOSE HEXES SO THERE IS NO ILL INTENT OTHER THAN MY DESIRE TO SLIGHTLY FUCK SHIT UP FOR MORTALS. NO I WILL NOT REVERT THE HEX.
this coke is fanta
IF YOU ARE IN PISCES CAN I HAVE ANY THAT CONTAIN BONE. I AM VERY LOW ON MY SUPPLY
this coke is fanta
EVIL SKELETON WIZARD WITH THE POWER TO CREATE SKELETAL CONSTRUCTS USING BONE AS A RAW MATERIAL FUCK YEAH
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
THATS A FUCKING STUPID CHOICE YOU SHOULD LEARN DARK MAGIC THAT SHITS COOL AS FUCK.
I CAN SUMMON ABOMINATIONS FROM BONES AND YOU WANNA CHOOSE KINDNESS AND COMPASSION? OK, YOU CAN BE NICE WHILE I RIDE A GIANT BONE CREATURE WITH THE SKULL OF A HORSE/CROCODILE THING AND MACES FOR HANDS.
if I were an evil wizard I would choose to be nice instead!!
That’s it …
I’m casting combust grandmother on you for forcing me to witness this.
mods, milk this woman
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EVIL AND SINISTER BUT NOT LESBIAN, AM U STILL SAFE
u are all so so loved by me
WHAT THE FUCK, I CASTING ERASE ABDOMEN OF OP FUCK YOU
Pulling the cum out of her pussy like Winnie-the-Pooh getting a pawful of honey from the honey tree
GET INTO DIVINATION TO FORSEE THE OUTCOMES THAT AVOUD FAILURE.
hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure
I HAVENT FUCKING SLEPT IN YEARS.
oh no, I casted Vai Dormir and cannot stand awake anymore
Curse you, hipnos grimoire.
immatakeanap
GO AHEAD THEN, I CHALLENGE YOU FLESH CREATURE TO A DUEL.
I could defeat a wizard. With my ability.
EVIL WIZARD HERE, YOUR SHOES ARE NOW ALL LEFT SHOES.
Thinking of phyllodocidae
I CAST DAMNATION TO HELL
"forgive and forget" WRONG! go to hell
ME PONDERING MY ORB BUT THAT DUMBASS PINK PUFFBALL ATE IT SO NOW I HAVE TO PONDER THAT INSTEAD
I AM NOT A CAT FUCK YOU, I CATS SHRINK SKULL
BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME I WOULDNT BE CASTING THE SPELL WITH YOU
if i were in the room with you right now and i was casting an evil spell would you let me finish
its ok if u would try to interrupt my incantation, i get it :(
SORRY FLESHLINGS, BUT I HAVE ONE TITHE TO OFFER AND IT CERTAINLY ISNT FOR YOU.
PAY THE BONE TITHE.
PRAISE BE THE LICH KING.
ALL HAIL NAHASH.
What tithes do you come to offer your gods? 😈👿
UNETHICAL WIZARD HERE, WARLOCKS ARE ANNOYING BUT I WILL ALSO TURN YOUR CHILDREN INTO BUGS.
The elder mages are not anti-warlock, yall are just too fucking annoying and inconvenient.
You cant complain people hate on your spells when most of them are either gibberish or downright ILEGAL
They keep turning people's children into bugs or harassing witches and then complain about not being invited to Magick Conventions
I said what i said.
FUCK YEAH, FELLOW UNETHICAL WIZARD SPOTTED!
I SHOULD ADD 10000 BRICKS TO MY SPELL LIST
is shitty wizard just a shitty person or is he like. also shitty at being a wizard. casting knockoff spells and shit. can't even cast magic missile only has enchanted projectile
this looks like a fella who can cast 10000 bricks