Evil Wizard - Tumblr Posts

This is the guy haunting me and my friends

@evilwizard just in case you've never seen this

@evilwizard, i was playing potioncraft recently, saw this and thought of you

I made an evil vanilla wizard

I CASTED SPELL ON IT

DISPELLED.

AND AS A COUNTER I CAST “1000 YEARS CUSTOMER SERVICE”

MIKU MIKU BEAMMMMー💘

I HAVE DECIDED TO EXPAND MY LIST OF SPELLS WITH THE FOLLOWING:

1) SEARING SKELETON (AS PER SUGGESTED)

2) SHUFFLE SKELETAL STRUCTURE

3) CONCENTRATED LEMON JUICE BLAST (ONLY EFFECTIVE ON WOUNDED FOES)

4) REMOVE SKIN

5) SPONTANEOUS HEAT STROKE

6) EXPLODE ORGANS

7) LIQUIFY MUSCLES

8) FLESH-TO-BONE

9) ERASE ABDOMEN

10) COMBUST GRANDMOTHER

UNETHICAL SPELLS IN MY SPELL LIST:

POVERTY

SKRINK SKULL

GENESÖN

ARCHMAGE STEVE’S APPENDIX BURSTER

GORT RAY

RECALL EMBARRASSING MEMORY RAY

EXPLOSIVE FINGERNAILS

DAMNATION TO HELL

1000 YEARS OF CUSTOMER SEVICE

SUMMON TOD

AND I WILL STEAL ANOTHER.

SORRY, BUT IM MOSTLY AN EVIL WIZARD WITH EVIL SPELLS.

I CAN REINFORCE YOUR SKELETON THOUGH.

if there are any witches or wizards reading this and if it isn't too much trouble can you please send a spell at me? it can be any spell you want but please send kind spells, life is hard enough as is

IF YOU ARE IN PISCES CAN I HAVE ANY THAT CONTAIN BONE. I AM VERY LOW ON MY SUPPLY

this coke is fanta

EVIL SKELETON WIZARD WITH THE POWER TO CREATE SKELETAL CONSTRUCTS USING BONE AS A RAW MATERIAL FUCK YEAH

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

THATS A FUCKING STUPID CHOICE YOU SHOULD LEARN DARK MAGIC THAT SHITS COOL AS FUCK.

I CAN SUMMON ABOMINATIONS FROM BONES AND YOU WANNA CHOOSE KINDNESS AND COMPASSION? OK, YOU CAN BE NICE WHILE I RIDE A GIANT BONE CREATURE WITH THE SKULL OF A HORSE/CROCODILE THING AND MACES FOR HANDS.

if I were an evil wizard I would choose to be nice instead!!

THE HUMAN MIND IS A PUZZLING THING. I AM STILL YET TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS

my mind puppy

That’s it …

I’m casting combust grandmother on you for forcing me to witness this.

mods, milk this woman

AAAAAAAA

EVIL AND SINISTER BUT NOT LESBIAN, AM U STILL SAFE

u are all so so loved by me

WHAT THE FUCK, I CASTING ERASE ABDOMEN OF OP FUCK YOU

Pulling the cum out of her pussy like Winnie-the-Pooh getting a pawful of honey from the honey tree

GET INTO DIVINATION TO FORSEE THE OUTCOMES THAT AVOUD FAILURE.

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

I HAVENT FUCKING SLEPT IN YEARS.

oh no, I casted Vai Dormir and cannot stand awake anymore

Curse you, hipnos grimoire.

immatakeanap

GO AHEAD THEN, I CHALLENGE YOU FLESH CREATURE TO A DUEL.

I could defeat a wizard. With my ability.

EVIL WIZARD HERE, YOUR SHOES ARE NOW ALL LEFT SHOES.

Thinking of phyllodocidae