Finally The Reveal! - Tumblr Posts

Canon! Hiccup!: [ slams door open while grabbing a new version by hand] LISTEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!

Every version: [look at him with surprise]

Canon!hiccup: You better start explaining to me WHY The Fuck none of you told me this whore is the one who brought you here??!!

Parasite!hiccup: sup, missed me?

Adhd!hiccup: we wanted to, we just didn’t know how you’d feel about it

Fanon!hiccup:..yeaaah..besides we hate him so we didn’t bother to.

Canon!hiccup: and you just left me by…just Speculating???

Helena:yeah hun, it was fun for a while

Canon!hiccup: the fuck is wrong with All Of You??

Adhd!hiccup: everything my man.

Canon!hiccup: [walking away and yelling in the distance] I’M DONE WITH EVERY FUCKING PERSON HERE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!