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Sooo uhh i got through ADHD!Hiccup headcanons and um

Ya’ll I can’t unsee it in the shows and the movies what is wrong with me??

For my HC of both Hiccup from Httyd series and Sans from Ut having ADHD:

Hiccup is hyperactive.

Sans is inattentive.

I— I’ll just say it here it’s just my personal HC

Here’s something i wanna let out-

Canon!Hiccup and ADHD!Hiccup if they already met

Canon!hiccup [sighs]:ok i asked you if you could get scrap metal so we can melt it ..and you came back with this ? [points to a white fluffy Annoying Dog in Adhd!Hiccups arms]

Adhd!Hiccup [clearly didn’t hear a single word he said]:look at this cute fluff ball— huh? Could you repeat that again? Sorry wasn’t with you there..

Canon!Hiccup: I— never mind..you have fun I’ll get the scrap metal.

Adhd!Hiccup[confused]: okayy?.. oh! [looks at the annoying dog] Let me show you to Toothless he will love you!

ADHD!Hiccup:so uh..Fanon showed me this story he called a fanfiction..

Canon!Hiccup:

ADHD!Hiccup: and I’m going to make 50 minutes rant about why, the shit he recommended was traumatizing.

Canon!Hiccup: what the heck did he show you??—-

Canon!Hiccup:[inhale,exhale] so..i..uh have noticed..that I’m not the only haddock who is skinny and with one leg..which kind of weird but—

Canon!Hiccup: [shakes his head] never mind- but it still begs the question..how did you get here..?

ADHD!Hiccup,Fanon!Hiccup,HH800:

Villain!Helena: [breaks through his hut’s door with a hammer] they aren’t the only ones~

Canon!Hiccup:

Canon!Hiccup: [sitting on a chair stressed]

Adhd!Hiccup: bro..you ok?

Canon!Hiccup:…

Canon!Hiccup: [ points behind Adhd!Hiccup]

Adhd!Hiccup: wh— what. what’s behi—

Spamton!Hiccup breaking in: H-H-HELLO [Little Spone!] HOW ARE YOU DOING IN THIS [Hellish Advertisement]?!

Adhd!Hiccup: Oh shit- i love this one!

Canon!Hiccup: [Sigh] so..what happened..?

Helena: what do you mean what happened-

Canon!Hiccup: WHY IS ADHD!HICCUP IN THE CORNER SHEVIRING?! [ points at a traumatised dirty Adhd!Hiccup while Spamton!Hiccup is surrounding him with blue looking eggs]

Fanon!Hiccup: n..nothing happened?

Canon!Hiccup: oh yeah? Cuz right now you three came by messy and covered with dirt- you were clean before leaving mind you!

Helena and Fanon!Hiccup:

~flash back~

Fanon!Hiccup: YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM WITHOUT A WARNING YOU MANIAC!

Helena: AND?? BITCH HE WAS HITTING ON ME AND ADHD!HICCUP

Adhd!Hiccup:[looks at the dead body in horror]

Fanon!Hiccup: Fine then! THe Fuck We Should Do now?!

Helena:stop fucking whining and help me hide the body !

Fanon!Hiccup: ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??

Helena:DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING BETTER IDEA ?!

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Helena: listen it was for self-defence

Fanon!Hiccup:Self-Defence how bitch?!

Canon!Hiccup: …

Fanon!Hiccup: Don’t argue with me!

Adhd!Hiccup: but you’re wrong!

Fanon!Hiccup: Don’t argue with me!!

Adhd!Hiccup: BUT [Clap] YOU’RE [Clap] WRONG![Clap]

Fanon!Hiccup: that’s why you’re the slowest in your gang.

Adhd!Hiccup: that’s why you don’t have a girlfriend.

Fanon!Hiccup:..

Fanon!Hiccup: I’mma ‘bout to end your whole career [ stand besides Adhd!Hiccup] you know your favourite fictional characters aren’t real right?

Adhd!Hiccup:…

Adhd!Hiccup: What..?

Fanon!Hiccup: right..? Hm..?

Adhd!Hiccup: W H A T ?

HH800: Why would you say that??

Fanon!Hiccup: because he had it coming

HH800: why would you tell him that??

Fanon!Hiccup: Because he had it comin-

Adhd!Hiccup: Canon!!

Fanon!Hiccup: No don’t call Canon now!

I have no explanation for myself, the idea was stuck in my mind and i had to release it

Adhd!hiccup: [concerned] guys? Have you seen Toby anywhere?? I haven’t seen him the whole day.

Helena: who the fuck is Toby??

Canon!hiccup: you mean your white dog that you brought instead of the scrap metal?

HH800: [ researching data….]

Fanon!hiccup: bitch really called that dog Toby I can’t

Helena: why isn’t it just a name..he gave to a dog??

Fanon!hiccup: if he deadass doesn’t know about the hellhole that this fucker came from [points at Spamton!hiccup] then I don’t know what to say to you.

Canon!hiccup: guys please…[sigh] look adhd..Toby is probably sleeping..or hiding..or I don’t know what dogs like to do most of the time..but I’m pretty sure he is fine..

Hh800: i have searched through my memory data..and saw a glance of Toby entering Fanon’s room..he might still be there.

Fanon!Hiccup: OH SHIT—-

Adhd!hiccup: Toby!! I told you to not touch the pcs…ARE YOU MAKING A GAME?? How?!

Fanon!Hiccup: Canon!! Help me i fucked up!!

Canon!Hiccup: [looking up his work] wha- what did you do..?

Fanon!Hiccup: I broke Adhd’s Tablet and now he is after me!

Canon!Hiccup: how dangerous can he exactly be??

Adhd!Hiccup: [breaks in with a fucking chainsaw] SWIGGITY SWOGGY BITCH!!

Canon!hiccup just walking in: the fuck is happening……?

[Adhd!hiccup and Fanon!hiccup arguing with wattpad badboy]

Fanon!hiccup: ok so— you are asking us if we have a female in the house? Like- out of no where??? Why??

Badboy: listen squirt, do you have or not?

Adhd!hiccup: I mean we do but- why..

Badboy: shut it freak!

Adhd!hiccup: if ain’t i about to slap this whore—

Canon!hiccup: [comes in between them] woah woah woah..can someone fill me in please..who is this guy and why is he in our house?

Fanon!hiccup: beats me bud, all we know is that he was asking if we have a female in here he didn’t tell us why.

Canon!hiccup: ..huuuh..

Fanon!hiccup: listen edgy kid..you better tell us why you want a female from this specific house exactly. Or else things will get nasty.

Badboy: pff oh yeah..what will you do then

Canon!hiccup: [sighs] just..please tell us why you want her.?

Badboy: because i saw her walking around and i want her to be MINE!

[the three looked at each other before breaking into laughter]

Fanon!hiccup: BOI!

Adhd!hiccup: he dID NOT—

Canon!hiccup trying to calm himself down: o-ok ok..what makes you think Exactly that she will say ‘ yes’

Badboy: [snarls] all girls are submissive to me, I know she will fall for me at first sight and will BEG for me to protect her from all the evil in the world.

[more laughter + confused badboy]

Fanon!hiccup: BITCH THAT WHORE IS A MURDERER!!

Canon!hiccup: a-and also..[catches his breath and calms] she is a woman not a girl.

Adhd!hiccup: and she is a fucking Dom! Of a woman oh my god..

Badboy: [growls] what did you say..

Helena walks in: sup hoes, sorry i was late my date with my boyfriend got a bit long but we had fun.

Fanon!hiccup: hey Hel..we have fantastic news for you

Helena:what—

Badboy: [pins her down] there you are~ now what was that about a boyfriend you say [snarls]

Helena: oh pumpkin…[punches the badboy as he falls in the ground in pain] who the fuck let this child in?

Canon!hiccup: ask them! They were arguing with him when i came in

Adhd!hiccup:..should we do something to the dude tho…?

Fanon!hiccup: I mean…he wanted Helena..and he called her a submissive girl he can make her his and protect from all evil soo

Canon!hiccup: you did not just—

Helena:oh~ is that so.. let’s see how he can protect himself from me then

Canon!hiccup:this..is going to a long shitty day isn’t it..

Someone:you saved me! I owe you my life.

HH800:No thanks, I’ve seen it..I’m not very impressed.

—-

Adhd!hiccup: being bilingual means you can threaten a bitch in another language and they won’t know you will kill them in their sleep.[slurps strawberry milk]

Canon!hiccup: I’m sorry- what?!

Adhd!hiccup: What’s a word that’s a mix between ‘sad’ and ‘mad’ ?

HH800: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated—

Fanon!hiccup: Smad.

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Canon!hiccup: Thanks bud!

Fanon!hiccup: oh no.

Adhd!hiccup: *cries* I love you too.

Helena: Sounds fake but okay.

HH800: *A flustered mess*

Parasite!hicccup: can i get a refund?

Canon! Hiccup!: [ slams door open while grabbing a new version by hand] LISTEN MOTHER FUCKERS!!

Every version: [look at him with surprise]

Canon!hiccup: You better start explaining to me WHY The Fuck none of you told me this whore is the one who brought you here??!!

Parasite!hiccup: sup, missed me?

Adhd!hiccup: we wanted to, we just didn’t know how you’d feel about it

Fanon!hiccup:..yeaaah..besides we hate him so we didn’t bother to.

Canon!hiccup: and you just left me by…just Speculating???

Helena:yeah hun, it was fun for a while

Canon!hiccup: the fuck is wrong with All Of You??

Adhd!hiccup: everything my man.

Canon!hiccup: [walking away and yelling in the distance] I’M DONE WITH EVERY FUCKING PERSON HERE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!

Canon!hiccup: If Fanon and I were drowning, who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: You two can’t swim?

Fanon!hiccup: It’s a hypothetical question, Adhd! who would you save?

Adhd!hiccup: my time and effort.

Adhd!hiccup: [blankly staring at a wall]

Canon!hiccup: is—…is he ok?

Fanon!hiccup: yeah his medication wore off, he is just zoning out.

Canon!hiccup: why is no one alerting him about it??

Fanon!hiccup: we lost his pills, Hel is looking for them as we speak

[cut to a panicked Helena messing with the furniture trying to find them]

Canon!hiccup: we can’t just fucking leave him like that man!

Parasite!hiccup: [walks in with bunch of stim toys] leave that to me.

Canon!Hiccup: one time i got mad at something Adhd!hiccup did , and he gave me this calm tone and he said that ‘ one day no one will find my body’

Canon!Hiccup: I, To this day haven’t recovered.