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Imagine Your OTP (Funny Scenario)
Thief: (Brings their card) “Hello, I am here to steal your heart~”
Person A: (With a blank yet slightly surprised expression) “I’m sorry but you’re too late.”
Thief: (Baffled and stuttered) “W-what do you mean?”
Person: (Points behind them with their thumb) “Person B already has it. But it’s okay because we pretty much exchanged them to eachother. So I’m sorry that you came all this way and I hope you have a nice day and life. *Lets out a bright genuine smile* Wish you the best out there and please take care!” (Gently closes their door)
Thief: “Well, there goes that plan.”
Alternative: Thief: “Damn, now they’ve stolen my heart!”
Imagine Your OTP
Person A and Person B are sitting across from each other. When Person B lowers the newspaper in their hands and says…
Person B: “Do you ever feel regret over something you did in your past.”
Person A: “Oh, don’t even get me started, I honestly can look back at myself last year and say that was embarrassing, or whenever I draw/make/write/etc something new and look at it the next day. Or you know what we don’t even have to go that far just yesterday when I ate (food thats bad for them).” *quietly to themself* “Ya that was a mistake.”
Person B: “I meant like your highschool/university self.”
Person A: (Points to them with recognition) “That too!”
Imagine your OTP
Person A: “I’m sorry but it looks like I’m going to have to confiscate that from you.”
Person B: “W-what?”
Person A: “Your love, it would seem you have taken mine. So it’s only fair for you to give yours in return.”
Thank @running-with-the-feels for giving me this idea! And yeah I will include my oc into this because I have writer's block and I need to do something with her.
Raiden: Did anyone get injured during the night?
Lunaria clearly confused: No...? What are you talking about?
Fujin: Well me and Raiden heard a lot of noises coming from Hanzo's and Kuai Liang's room last night. It sounded... concerning to say the last.
Lunaria confused until it clicked: *laughing* Oh no no no. No one got hurt.
Raiden+ Fujin: By the elder Gods what happened than?!
Lunaria: You guys haven't heard of sex?
*Both Gods looking confused*
*Lunaria takes a couple of seats out and a clipboard* Sit. Time for you to get a sex ed lesson.