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Imagine Your OTP
Random Person: “Why don’t you forget about your partner and hang around with me-”
Person A: “Excuse me, *Ahaha* that is easier said then done! I mean have you even seen them.”
Person A gestures to them as they both look over at Person B looking stunning.
Person A: “I mean just look at them, they’re absolutely radiant~”
Random Person: (Stilled, stunned by Person B) “Ya, I beginning to see your point!”
Imagine Your Brotp
Person C: (Elegantly holds out their hand to Person A) “Would you care to accompany me, Person A~”
Person A: (Looks down at Person C’s hand and instantly goes to low five it with a cheeky grin) “Of course, (Friend/Buddy/other nickname they call them by)! Do you even need to ask!”
Bonus: People on the sideline looking stunned at Person C’s gesture to be exasperated and done with Person A’s.
Imagine Your OTP
Alternative version of this.
Person D: (Says something flirty)
Person C: (Internally) ‘You smug/cheeky dastard! You think I will fall for that! Even with your charming smile and your sweet face, no way!’
Person D: (Gives Person C a sweet complement)
Person C: (Internally) ‘Nevermind, you win! My heart is yours! I will live for you, I will die for you! I love you!’
Imagine Your OTP (Funny Scenario)
Thief: (Brings their card) “Hello, I am here to steal your heart~”
Person A: (With a blank yet slightly surprised expression) “I’m sorry but you’re too late.”
Thief: (Baffled and stuttered) “W-what do you mean?”
Person: (Points behind them with their thumb) “Person B already has it. But it’s okay because we pretty much exchanged them to eachother. So I’m sorry that you came all this way and I hope you have a nice day and life. *Lets out a bright genuine smile* Wish you the best out there and please take care!” (Gently closes their door)
Thief: “Well, there goes that plan.”
Alternative: Thief: “Damn, now they’ve stolen my heart!”
Imagine your OTP
Person A: “I’m sorry but it looks like I’m going to have to confiscate that from you.”
Person B: “W-what?”
Person A: “Your love, it would seem you have taken mine. So it’s only fair for you to give yours in return.”
Imagine Your OTP
Person B: “What alone on a Saturday night dear, are you pathetic?”
Person A: “I don’t know, why don’t we change that?”
Person B: “W-what?”
Person A: “You and I could go out, my treat of course. (Gently holds their chin to looking deeply into their eyes with a smile) What do you say~”
Or
Person B: “What alone on a Saturday night dear, are you pathetic?”
Person A: “Then marry me, I’m sure that would solve all my lonely pathetic Saturday nights in the future.”