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that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.
POV: You open a bag of snacks.
Your sibling/s respawning out of nowhere :
Phrases I bet were said on the Wayne Manor without context.
Duke *looking at Dick while he puts his coffee on the breakfast table*: So you're telling me that superman was your stepdad?
Dick: He was NOT my stepdad.
Duke: HE TOOK YOU AND BRUCE TO BOWILING!
Dick: He was being nice!
Duke: MY BROTHER IN GOTHAM THAT'S A DATE-
Alfred: Master Tim ..... Wheres your spleen?
Jason (To duke): Oh yeah shit you haven't died-and-brought-back yet- So...
Tim: Now if you beat me- It's a hate crime.
Duke (to Jason): See? this is why you died without ever having felt the touch of a woman.
Damian (to Tim): I couldn't care less if your friends are coming over for diner, Alfred the cat it's not leaving this table.
Steph (To Bruce): You just mad because I me and Tim used to make out on the Batcave
Bruce (to Tim): You what?
Damian: ... No I don't care if it's homophobic Iwill break his hand if he touches my Utena collection again.
Jason (to dick): whY IS THIS MF ALWAYS HERE?! DON'T YOU HAVE A JOB-
Tim (to Damian): Have you ever had this days where you feel like nothing
Damian (to Tim): "hAveE yOu eVeR hAd ThEsE. dAyS-" Go find someone who gives a shit.
Bruce (To 29 year old Dick): I will not ask again get out of this chandelier right now-
Bruce (To 10 year old Dick): No I cannot refund you that's not gow it works-
15 Year old Dick (To Bruce): HE'S NOT MY BROTHER ... (To Wally on his phone) Yeah I can't go today I have to watch my stupid brother.
Jason Todd (To a very very scared Bernard): Have you ever killed someone?
they are so blorbus
/silly (i'm sorry, bald mysterion is just so funny to me)
