Genz - Tumblr Posts
Fred Fredburger; the voice of a generation
Me: But if there’s a hello there has to be a heavenhigh
My therapist: Calm down and stop screaming
Draco : I just ended a four year relationship.
Y/N : oh I'm so sorry, are you okay?
Draco : Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Harry and Ginny Fighting In the Gryffindor Common Room*
Gen X and baby boomer facebook brainrot is worse than whatever we and the gen Alpha have 😭😭
My mom and I were talking about all the stupid trends that were going around years ago like the cinnamon challenge and the tide pod challenge so i decided to say - “Tide pods are just gen z caviar” and she looked so disappointed 😂
Ha ha humour based on our pain *sips coffee
#More espresso, less despresso
[tumblr] /ˈtəmb(ə)lər/
a place where bunch of lonely mentally ill queer folks hang out. and all of them use humor as a coping mechanism.
platonic!bigbrofigure!johnny x fem!genz!roomie!reader
( just an idea )
"bitch." Johnny looked up and had to physically restrain himself from flat out laughing-turned-screaming as you throw a knife at his head, having suprisingly amazing aim. Like if he didn't duck the blade would have hit him in the head. He's kind scared of you now, not that he'll ever admit that to you.
[ he only ate a slice of your pizza ]
"Get out of my bed." "No." "Yes, you overgrown bitch." "Ever heard of respecting your elders?" "Ever heard of get the fuck out?" "No." "..." "Your mowhawk's stupid." "YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
[ in your defense he had his dirty boots on ]
"YOU BLACKLISTED ME!" (cue the johnny's three lovers being completely confused by the random woman in johnny's apartment) "It's for your own good." "You blacklisted me from moving into another place. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!" "I can do a lot of things you don't know about." "Johnny, ew."
[ he loved you too much to let you go ]
( if people like this i might provide different interactions, background on reader, how she vibes with the rest of the task force etc.)