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THE MARAUDERS AS MY CONVOS FROM MY FRIENDS PART TWO
including Slytherin skittles and the girls
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Sirius: I’m about to kill myself
Regulus: Slay.
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*Sirius sending a picture of his hickeys from Remus.*
Peter: SOMEONES HUNGRY.
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James: Have you ever gotten a hickey? This is mostly for Sirius because he’s had the cream that goes inside.
Sirius: what.
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Regulus: James is more experienced than me. He’s had his first kiss. I, on the other hand, scream when someone touches me-
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Marlene texting the Marauders groupchat about Dorcas: well im gonna go to sleep. daily reminder i love my gf😝but goodnight🌚🫡
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Sirius: Are you with him?
Regulus: No we kiss as friends.
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Dorcas: I have lesbian hands
Marlene: send pics for research purposes pls.
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James: YOU 🫵 THINK 🙄 YOU 💃THE 🐺 SHIT 💩 BITCH 😜 YOU 😩 AINT 🙏 EVEN 💀 THE 🎀 FART 🗿
Regulus: oh.
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Regulus: I got a bottle of lube.
James: Wow! I’m starting to think Regulus isn’t a virgin.
*he says as he’s the one who took it.*
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Mary “fighting” with Lily and accidentally sending the wrong emoji : Just do it or I’ll shit on you 💇♀️
Lily: damn, scissoring.
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Dorcas sending a picture of lingerie
Marlene: Honka honka!!!
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Barty: If i say one more thing about murdering myself, im going on a grippy sock adventure!!!!
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James talking about a test with Sirius: Give me those answers now I have an F.
Sirius: nah bro i got an 0.5
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Remus: boycott school.
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Sirius talking about his dad: “Well maybe hes just-“ NO. HES A BITCH
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